King Blob

I'm the king of a planet where really cool alien blobs live. We have eyes and brains and blob like bodies. I'm totally going to invade your planet!

[King Blob @indie32k]

Next week I have time to drop by the human world. Because you got snowglobes. They are just so pleasing to my people. #alienblobs

[King Blob @indie32k]

Who's up for invading terra. Your planet has snowglobes. They so good to blobs. #killallhumans

[King Blob @indie32k]

Just got a tweet about flying to earth. Your planet has kebabs. They're just so pleasing to us. #aliensrule

[King Blob @indie32k]

Completely up for flying to terra. Earth full of spoons. They are so good to blobs. #nostopme

[King Blob @indie32k]

Seriously will annex earth. Your planet has swans. They're strange and new to us. #killallhumans

[King Blob @indie32k]

Deffo gonna annex earth. You got plenty memes. They are super rare to my people. #nostopme

[King Blob @indie32k]

Hashtag so ready for invading the people planet. Gonna steal all the horses. They are strange and new to my people. #aliensrule

[King Blob @indie32k]

Next week I have time to invade your planet. Gonna steal all the memes. They're just so pleasing to blobs. #alienblobs

[King Blob @indie32k]

Next week I have time to come on down to the people planet. Because peaches. They're worth 378 blank cheques to my people. #alienblobs

[King Blob @indie32k]

Still planning on that invasion to the human world. It's overflowing with peaches. They worth 19 think coins to us. #invasion

[King Blob @indie32k]

Freeing up my schedule to annex that blue ball. To get some of them sheep. They're super rare to us. #ufo4life

[King Blob @indie32k]

Hashtag so ready for flying to the human world. Gonna steal all the spoons. They are super rare to my people. #killallhumans

[King Blob @indie32k]

Just got a tweet about invading that blue ball. Earth full of peaches. They worth 2 euros to blobs. #invasion

[King Blob @indie32k]

Just got a tweet about invading earth. Earth full of kebabs. They're gold dust to us. #nojoke

[King Blob @indie32k]

Just got a tweet about invading your planet. It's overflowing with memes. They super rare to blobs. #nostopme

[King Blob @indie32k]

Seriously will drop by your planet. Because memes. They are sold for a billion dangloobles to blobs. #nostopme

[King Blob @indie32k]

Deffo gonna drop by your planet. Because you got peaches. They are gold dust to us. #invasion

[King Blob @indie32k]

Seriously will come on down to that blue ball. Earth full of z80s. They're strange and new to my people. #nostopme

[King Blob @indie32k]

Seriously will annex earth. Gonna steal all the dogs. They gold dust to blobs. #nojoke

[King Blob @indie32k]

Who's up for that invasion to terra. Gonna steal all the swans. They sold for infinity flim flams on my planet. #aliensrule