Matt Barber

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[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

Not sure if ever b bk here after dissaper, so thank you evry1 I've spoken to over these years. Hope life works out for uyo all. And thst none of you ever have to feel ths much pain. But rmemeber evrn if happens loeves about doing best for other peeosn, even if ends ypum.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

Pieced it togietherr and outcome I knew would happen has or is aboht to. Tried to improve to become good ejofuuh, felt hope was there. But was stupid tobbeliveb would end differently, to hope. Cant change felling s will always lvor, nibidea how to cope living hell hnow

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

fk it lefijfijg this one up. Thought things were going well & felt hop bitn now can see cleaely was wrong. Nebsr going to imroovr enfoin or be ahybtijg to her. Only self to blame.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@katemiterko Holy shit that's exactly where I'm at now / will be for at least the weekend!

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@katemiterko Thank you!!! 💚💙 Really need the hugs right now!! Have resorted to on the fllor under the desk with netbook & whisky position!

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

Lmao! 😂 So proud of Jessica Knappett!!

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@GamingYourWay Some fun facts:

By the time he finished his pee break the train would have travelled from Shepherd's Bush to Holborn.

Had it been at full speed then he'd have ended up in Greenwich by the time he returned from his wee.

Don't know what use this info is, but now you have it.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@GamingYourWay 3 mins, that's pretty quick if he had to run down the train, find a loo, have a wee, wash hands, then run back.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@SnoutUp It's just going to be so cringy and painful.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@kcline They look amazing! Love the actual fire on the marshmellow's, but I guarntee that I wouldn't end up with a cosy little campfire effect. I'd end up with a whole kitchen table on fire.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@emilyjanelovell @crablobster_wsx Happy birthday!! 🎂

[柴犬ロコ @shibainu_roco]

頭から虹生えた🐕😆🌈♡

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@ConorMODonovan Haha, excellent work!

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

I'm supposed to be writing an essay on cognition & language. But that's boring af! So as I only need a passing grade I've decided I'm just going to make the essay theme Jessica Knappett's legendary Taskmaster performance and hope that somehow links to the topic lol.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

And they'll be even more confused when they have to check the reference list it'll lead them to random shit like this 🤣

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

Basically I got bored of the study materials & my thought process driffted off to "Wouldn't it be fun if I could somehow shoehorn into my conclusion Jessica Knappett making the air horn sound", then it spiraled from there. Whoever marks this is going to be so confused lol.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@ConorMODonovan That jump! 15/10!!

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@puccarts Haha I've spent my fair share of time doing that before too 😂

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

Was thinking earlier that $500,000 sounds a lot, but in GBP that's about £350,000, which while still a lot, barely gets you a 1 bed flat in Central London. So I'm interested what would $500,000 get you in the capital or major cities in your counties?

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@puccarts Yeah, I had a glance only just to see if there were flats in that price range, but as they're well out of my budget anyway I didn't really have a detailed look. Can only keep dreaming for now.

[Matt Barber @IndieDevM]

@puccarts I was being quite generous with my definition of central london and including zone 2 and the bounds of 3 lol.