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[abha @indiehowell]

@arzE worth the 6 year wait. whats your fav song on the album

[abha @indiehowell]

i just choked on my cereal i WOULD DIE FOR YOU

[abha @indiehowell]

watching this has just transported me to another time and dimension of life what the fuck

[abha @indiehowell]

@liIactears just saw this LMFAO but i went bc yellowstone is there!!!!

[abha @indiehowell]

i have been there and can confirm that it is not, in fact, real

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

literally anything: *is widely loved by women*
straight men: this is the worst thing of all time

[abha @indiehowell]

me

[ia — follow @blqcklizard 📌📌 @enbybarbers]

History teacher: so today we’re gonna talk about the Greek Gods-

Kids who read Percy Jackson:

[🌐 @jaydeseanesq]

Fellow college students, none of us did shit on this break. We are well fed and well rested. It’s time to get back in these bags and secure these GPA’s by any means necessary. May the odds be ever in your favor.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Browns want to interview former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, would be first woman to interview for NFL head coaching job, per @AdamSchefter

[DAΩI ➶ @jaquez_dani]

Before going around saying they take your jobs ask yourself if you really have the balls to replace them and work in these conditions, wouldn’t last a fucken day.

[jár @jarodzsz]

california is on fire and people are getting shot to death every day and no one can afford health care and republicans are straight up lying about elections and our new attorney general is a fucking loon can someone PLEASE get me E.U. citizenship

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We know we’ll run out of dead dinosaurs to mine for fuel & have to use sustainable energy eventually, so why not go renewable now & avoid increasing risk of climate catastrophe? Betting that science is wrong & oil companies are right is the dumbest experiment in history by far …

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

remember when youd go over to ur friends and go to the “computer room” to the old shitty desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you Charlie the unicorn n Harry Potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to Soulja boy and tpain ya

[jár @jarodzsz]

spending all day angry at the fact that we have all the knowledge in the world necessary to completely ameliorate the problems of our climate crisis but we refuse to do anything about it because half of our country doesn't believe in science or facts

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

The fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[L.Snowton 🐐 @LSnowton]

shit look like that Zack and Cody game we used to play on the computer