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Co-founder of Tosspot and originator of the B540

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Day at the park with @Monsieur_T96 and @RachaelCooneyy

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@HMCTSgovuk @EditorsUK Very interesting. I’ll read this over a nice drink I think

[HM Courts and Tribunals Service @HMCTSgovuk]

⚖️ We’re committed to ensuring open justice and transparency in our courts.

Today, a new Reporters’ Charter, in partnership with Media Lawyers Association and @EditorsUK launched, supporting media access to court information.

Find out more 👇
https://t.co/cmC9jH9V0h

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I’m convinced the automated voice on trains thinks I’m a piece of shit. ‘You’re on a service to… “Manchester Piccadilly”… you pathetic public transport peasant’

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It’s official. I’m middle aged. I just released an unintentional, deep, contented sigh after the first sip of my morning coffee

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I’ve decided I’m going to retire at 29 to become an old Italian woman and bake bread

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Does anyone else need to lock eyes with the conductor as they ritually chant the final destination of your rail journey before you feel comfortable you got on the right train?

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Just got suckered by a homeless guy outside Tesco. Asked for change but I’m a contactless man. Offered to buy him food instead and he asked for beer. Seized by my crippling politeness, I’ve now assisted in getting the homeless populace of Manchester drunk

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Update on city living 1: Four homeless people were straight up brawling on my doorstep over their bindles

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The cat is currently ignoring me because I interrupted his yawn by touching his tongue

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The dark day has arrived. I have to start paying off my student loan 😞

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Just saw a Domino’s driver go through a McDonald’s drive-thru. Do you think he gets swapsies?

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Three years ago, when I broke my collarbone, the doctor said I’d never rock climb again. Well, look at me now, not rock climbing

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Like, what the fuck? But also damn that’s impressive

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Oh my god I’ve just been alpha’d and I don’t know how to recover. Some guy at the gym immediately hopped on the machine I just finished. Made a flash of eye contact. Blasted 10 reps a weight setting higher than I left it. Then he just walked away

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Sharing pancake day with all of America

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Spotify knows me so well when it comes to gym playlist recommendations

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It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever read by an adult human being

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Editing an article and the author has written the following within 5 lines
PIN
PIN number
Pin
Pin number
PIN’s
PINs
PINS
Pin’s
Pins

Each time referring to ‘personal identification number’

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So if I ever got enough sleep, I’d have the same bedtime from when I was 4...

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Can’t decide if the slut life suits me