Alyssa Niles

Cellphone Wielding. Cigarette Smoking. Music Junkie.

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I howled at the moon this morning only to realize that it was a pancake shaped billboard for Denny’s.

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There is so much blood exiting my body that sharks are coming inland to attack me.

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Literally dreaming of the day that @DONBROCO plays in STL.

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@Andys_Burner I’ve never heard such a boulder opinion.

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Pretty excited to take my child to see Fall Out Boy in a couple of weeks.

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An almost perfect representation of every relationship I have been in.

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I need someone to convince me not to butcher my hair. Really trying to grow it back out but the urge is so strong today.

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I could really go for some deep fried vegetables.

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Turns out I’m allergic to life.

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Remembering that time I reviewed a beer on Snapchat while dressed like the Lorax.

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This is going to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.

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Found out my coworker defines a good person as “someone who functions in society” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

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Nothing like an employee barging in on your when you’re trying on pants.

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@Ardengeddon Please tell me more about this.

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“You know where we should all go as a family? Gary, Indiana.” #overheardconvos

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@Andys_Burner Well actually, the greatest athlete to wear number 12 is named Christine SinClair.

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@Andys_Burner “Almost always lacks in quality or skill but isn’t entirely trash” is how I describe a couple of people I work with.

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Woke up mourning a friendship that dissolved several years ago. Grief is such a weird thing.

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The mascot is a cat wearing shades and playing a saxophone.

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My new life’s goal is to bring an NBA team to Saint Louis and call them The Cool Boys.

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Just opened my child’s charger for his phone to see they switched one end of the charger and it’s no longer a usb port. WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE USB PORT!?