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[Indigo ✧ @indiglorp]

Everyone that called me a retard for having sex with my housemate and told me it’ll end badly, you were all right, you were all very right and I am so sorry for not believing you

[Indigo ✧ @indiglorp]

Just ate a slice of watermelon that fell on the floor

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*makes weird snout movements in your general direction*

[Indigo ✧ @indiglorp]

Everytime I wake up I cough and I die

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i know it feels good af to be a leopard and dangle in a tree like this

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Achei que o desenho era uma piada até que...

[bern @bigballerbernn]

the hypersexual elephant: undress me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what if we were chubby lizards and kissing and in love

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[misa! @misak1nz]

went to the sweetheart factory and everyone knew you

[taoki @justalexoki]

imagine getting autism and you get the fucking useless kind

[𝑺𝑶𝑴 @luv2bubbles]

IS. WHAT. A. MANS. SUPPOSED. TO. DO.