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[Kĩoni ♏️ @NyamburaGobela]

I can’t wait for the day we move from heckling to beating their asses

[Yusra A. @YusrAbdullahi]

Nairobi needs less traffic cops and more traffic lights. You can’t keep people for over 10 minutes and let the other side run for even longer than normal

[Maya Amolo 💋 @mayaamolo]

You’re so right queen. @SakajaJohnson U A BITCH ASS NIGGA

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Ndugu yangu. Usichukue kura please.

[sk @indigomonox]

@75gina75 This is my favorite collaboration second to change pt2

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Wewe hii utaskizia kwa radio warden akikubali

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Kuambia Babu "we didn't expect such from you" ni kujifanya. Si that's how you guys voted for Ruto knowingly, you knew who he was. Lmao mnaexpect so much from criminals.

[Ja Nyakach @Ja_Kopul]

Last warning 😂

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque24823]

Babu Owino will disappoint you guys properly hadi mjifunze kutumia akili.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

there are many versions of me and unfortunately all of them want fries

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

“Ruto wanted his party to lose Ol Kalou on purpose.” This is the propaganda we must NOT fall for!!

This is the same President who keeps telling Kenyans, “tukutane kwa ground” because he believes he knows how to play this game.
Well, wasn’t Ol Kalou the ground?

The people of Ol Kalou won the hearts of many Kenyans because they represented exactly what millions are feeling today. They are tired. Tired of a government that has forgotten it only exists because of the people who elected it.

The biggest lesson from Ol Kalou is simple, politicians can take their tricks elsewhere. When citizens decide to protect their vote, refuse intimidation, and stay vigilant from polling stations to the tallying centre, the will of the people will prevail.

The only reason many people fear this government is because it doesn’t hesitate taking lives, period!

Ol Kalou reminded the country of one thing
,power still belongs to the people. The people shall. WANTAM

[Kabando Wa Kabando @Wakabando]

Ruto asks why he's facing a revolt bigger than Jomo, Moi, Kibaki, or Uhuru. This is why: he's incompetent, megalomaniac, immature, brutal, eccentric, sadistic, insensitive, evil, murderous, deceptive, gluttonous, corrupt, petty, unstately, unpresidential, UNFIT! #RutoMustGo

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear Ruto,
Before you board your flight tomorrow to escape today’s shame, (pretty sure your team is already scouting on where you can go next..)
I hope every single day reminds you that millions of Kenyans no longer want you leading this country.

You can spend our taxes on incentives, patronage, and attempts to buy loyalty, but you’ll eventually learn what Bob Marley meant when he said, “Some people are so poor, all they have is money.” WANTAM!!

[Kaluhi's_Kitchen @KaluhisKitchen]

Exactly! Msiogope, sisi ndio wa kusema. Do not stay home on voting day, come out. Your vote counts. Do not be intimidated by his army people, his goons and his demonic affinity for bloodshed. No one is too great to fall. Your vote is your sword, and your voice is your power.

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

International Foreigner - Okello Max, Ywaya Tajiri

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yes, the government is useless, but those of you throwing plastics and trash out of your car windows are part of the problem too

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

Guys we need to speak about Lichuma until he is found

#FreeLichuma #FindLichuma