E., M.L.I.S.

avidly reading. constantly writing. incredibly fond of adverbs.
lit? macademia?? hockey??????

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

like, i'm sure many have said it, but i am just so disappointed, and so not surprised

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

being a hockey fan and also a fan of human decency unfortunately means that sometimes you can't be a hockey fan 😕

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

perhaps it was january that caused all of *waves in articulation* that

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

thinking of you loudly, so as to disturb you

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

update: the cat is ALSO a lesbian

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

2 pages into The Hundred and One Dalmatians and i am obsessed with the Nanny lesbians.

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

@julescrask happy birthday!!

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

being in a staff meeting and having someone bring up something that you now realize you need to talk to your therapist about is. i love to have feelings.

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

this tweet was about soup

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

feeling a change in the wind... the season is turning...

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

i wanna see your darlings looking like this:

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

actually you should indulge your darlings. feed them sweet treats. take them on little walks. show them off to the other darlings. let them grow big and strong and consume everything around them. mummy's sweet little darlings. babies. honey bunches. 😚

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

being allowed to go outside and run around and play games in the middle of our workdays feels like it should be the bare minimum we're owed for the rest of what we must endure on this bitch of a planet and yet. and yet.

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

this tweet is about aldis hodge playing alex cross

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

sometimes, through the vicissitudes of fate, one ends up posed on the precipice of a truly goat-getting scenario: willingly engaging with the work of james patterson

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

when my grandkids ask me what it was like to be alive in the 2020s I’m going to get up and leave the house and quietly walk into the mist

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

@julescrask

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

@youcantdohockey and it's not because i think "oh, tk would be so good at construction," no. it's because he’s holding a little sign and singing loudly to himself as i pass by in my car, and he always waves back when i wave

[E., M.L.I.S. @indigowrite]

@youcantdohockey i was catching up on the pod today and passed a bunch of construction with the folks holding slow/stop signs and every single time i pass one of those folks, i think... travis koenecny...

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this valvoline is full of gay people