Elise

they call me the wizard of loneliness

[Elise @indithot]

i think we all know who was behind this

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[Elise @indithot]

Only ever buying the Scrub Mommy cus I’m a feminist

[Elise @indithot]

I think it’s really cute when the washing machines sing their songs

[Elise @indithot]

You should be able to pay a smoking deposit for apartments that will allow you to smoke inside

[Elise @indithot]

Bleached my eyebrows and I’ve never had more people say “I’m not gonna say anything!” After I ask if they like it

[Elise @indithot]

Unbothered and in her bag

[Elise @indithot]

Going to start gnawing on some drywall

[Elise @indithot]

I dated someone who spiritually would host street interviews

[Elise @indithot]

I am blown away by the acting in this tide pod commericial

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

[Elise @indithot]

I just walked by La Senza today and why has it turned into an old lady lingerie store??… it used to be for baddies. Now all the baddies are wearing polyester underwear from SHEIN and wondering why they keep getting yeast infections…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Heated Rivalry’ stars Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams stun carrying the Olympic torch.

[Elise @indithot]

When the simpsons gets religious it’s like oh no no girl….

[Elise @indithot]

I became a woman on the eight grade Quebec trip

[Elise @indithot]

They should do Rupauls Drag race on ice

[Elise @indithot]

I’m so back

[Elise @indithot]

What if I started using twitter again

[Elise @indithot]

Hey guys just had a McFlurry and I’m about to go have diarrhea

[cris die @criisdie]

He was so happy to walk

[Elise @indithot]

@thewifiiisout 🙈☺️ hi pookie