Jamal Jamali

Baccha hai tu mera
Chal tujhe fanta pilata hu

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Better to wear the RW tag on your sleeve, than be a LW hinding behind the vizard of neutrality.

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@CuleTalks @Coinvo LYOE Congitard

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@DolaandDuck @catale7a You don’t know?

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@dmuthuk RBI has given data till April only
No data of May

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@onetiponehand_ 2-0 sounds better than 3-0 or 4-0

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@karbari_ansari @Coinvo Kabadi focus on your kabad business

Gold is way beyond your kabad understanding

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@xWaceem @Coinvo Bhak bsdk Pakistani chutiye

RBI denied all these reports, officially

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@CuleTalks @Coinvo What you’re doing happens when you get all turned on at the drop of a hat, just because it conforms to your valid/invalid ingrained belief system

Anything you read against Modi gives you instant orgasm

And then you have to lick your own ejaculate because the news was false

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@ryuz4k1L RBI has denied these reports, officially

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@Chemosh_moab Believe bloomberg at your own peril

They have a history of hit-jobs against India

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@thekaipullai @SkandaShiv Why would you call it unsafe?

People ride two-wheelers everyday to work. Why can't a bike taxi driver be considered inherently a safe driver?

Or is there something else?

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@aayushgarg01 @on_drive2306 Saying something in retrospect and something when things will be affected by what you say/decide, are two very, very different scenarios and should not be compared

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@Shahrcasm 50% of fine should go to the policeman issuing challan, non-taxable
If any one of his challan is found invalid, all his income from previous 1 month of valid challans is lost, plus he should compensate the victim
Fined individual gets income deductions for paid fine

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@Shahrcasm 50-100 rupay le ke dheel de denge.. aur kya hoga

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@arc1471 Battery replacement charge? Asking genuinely.

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@cooked_memer Bro.. the naivete of this post is fit for Insta and Fb

X is brutal, as you would have found out with this post

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@ujaanghosh When you say pretend to be disgusted by smell of sea food

You’re being a closed-brain idiot, just like the vegetarians who judge others for being non-vegetarian

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@1sInto2s He should name his handle Sarcasdick

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@DealsDhamaka Being loud and obnoxious while asking for what should be a favor is not done
Having the money to visit a 5-star hotel but not the etiquette is bad

Asking for midnight snacks for children shall not be the thing under scanner though, mothers need to make all arrangements

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@AkashAgrawal_1 @TheVishalKay Bhai thoda zyada nahi ho gaya?

Most 4s hit by Gavaskar would have been grounded shots piercing the gaps with precision

6 nahi jate wo..