radioactive zillennial

(she/her)

[M ✨ @thespicexqueen]

oh his class ate this

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card

[radioactive zillennial @industryespion]

my professor thought i was lying when I asked for an exam retake because my grandma died… yes sir, I am lying, how would you like me to compose a professional email stating i’m actually at the ER with my bestie who tried to k*ll herself lol

[Rep. Joanna McClinton @RepMcClinton]

Here we go again!!! As @PAHouseDems fight to ensure you have a VOICE in Harrisburg & protect women's lives + their reproductive rights, the majority party is once again SILENCING US!!! And when they silence us, they’re silencing you & MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS PENNSYLVANIA!!!

[radioactive zillennial @industryespion]

Fresh fruit is my love language

[radioactive zillennial @industryespion]

Fuck flowers buy me fresh fruit and cut it up for me

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I want to talk about how misogyny is often framed as edgy jokes. I want to talk about how this guy is comparing battered women to dogs in an animal shelter and mocking how traumatized and easy to manipulate they are as a result. I want to talk about why men think this is funny.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why tf are people doing shein hauls like haven’t you shein haul this global warming going on?

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

[NDSU Engineers Without Borders @ewb_ndsu]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[radioactive zillennial @industryespion]

I am now an asthmatic with no health insurance in the middle of the covid pandemic.

Nobody should ever have to choose between getting an education and being able to fucking breathe because they can’t afford to do both. #universalhealthcare

[radioactive zillennial @industryespion]

I just got denied Medicaid because my income is “too high”

I am a full time college student. I make $13,000 a year bartending part time.

The cutoff for the “poverty level” is $12,490.

[radioactive zillennial @industryespion]

I am completely financially independent from my parents, with the exception of my dad helping with my phone bill.

I cannot afford good health insurance. Most health insurance policies don’t cover my inhaler at all. It will be cheaper to risk having no insurance.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

How many billions of ideas do you think have been lost to the self censorship of exhausted women

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

One of my favorite dumb human facts is that while we obviously know what a bike looks like and roughly how it works, it's incredibly difficult to draw the basic structure of one (wheels, pedals, frame, handlebars) from memory

Give it a shot, I promise it will be funny