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[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

no rizz, just dark circles under my eyes and a weird sense of humor

[Zion @zionszzn]

i consider the second page of google results the dark web.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 the mitcham belle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @volvicstorm98]

Oh mate I never considered that every country would have its own "its like Blackpool illuminations in here!!!"

[ʚ bambi ɞ @cellophanebee]

yes the uk has free healthcare but you might die before a doctor bothers to figure out what is actually wrong with you

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

me as soon as the new year starts

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this is probably what it felt like when jesus was resurrected

[g @34rths]

I just realized I am also just a coworker in someone else's story.......

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Just spent my money on something i needed

[Groby @groby5000000]

im glad twitter refreshes twice when you open it so i can see a flash of a cool suggested piece of art from someone i would want to follow before its ripped away from me forever

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my speciality

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Stayed in the bathroom long enough for a shift change

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[♰ @reeceollld]

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks & apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information