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Only have 600 tweets? No problem! Space them out by learning about two dudes who can eat #glizzys like, so fast.

#NathansHotdogEatingCompetition #JoeyChestnut #Kobayashi #HotDogs

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@jacksfilms #jackvid Hi Mr. Films, could really use some feedback on this. I feel like its missing something, but I just can't seem to figure out what.

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@rhysandddddd Sounds like someone reached out and touched faith

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Bottom 5 Fall Out Boy song titles that it's a gosh darn shame that they don't exist yet:

5. I Went to Sing The Song but the Song Sang Me
4. Pickleball?
3. Umm, 6 Inch Whole Grain but Hold the Emotion
2. Pickle...ball?
1. Song Title That It's a Gosh Darn Shame it Doesnt Exist Yet

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@Twitter Hey Twitter, I know my tweets are underappreciated bangers but you don't need to tell me what I tweeted in my other account. I already know what I tweeted. I tweeted it. Please save this effort and put it toward a fire🔥 button. That way we know when a tweet is fire🔥 TY

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In celebration of #PokemonDay here are the Bottom 5 Pokemon that should be served on an Omakase menu:

5. Relicanth
4. Rotom (The washing machine one)
3. Corsola
2. Surskit
1. Palossand

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I bet he's great with numbers.

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Shout out to our Employee of the Month! Look at their fashion sense!

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https://t.co/2wn4Qv1uyg has its own web series now! 8 episodes! Two are up now! Check out this one if you're someone who wants to give your company away! https://t.co/8he3yEaVkr
Here's a clip!

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It's a new year and a new season!
https://t.co/2wn4Qv1uyg!

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There's no way MGK would be anything higher than an afternoon side stage act. Everything else is lit though. Especially day 2.

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@LoebDavon This article on why James Bond is a bad spy
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@cmcalgary @bottomsdotcom are local and have a TikTok, they were recently at the baby Yoda corn maze too

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Checkmarks are out! It's now thumbs up for verified, thumbs down if you're a poor lowly serf peasant.

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Bottom 5 Names #BlackAdam tried before settling:

5. Onyx Adam
4. Ink Adam
3. Ash Grey Adam
2. Leather Adam
1. Adam Badam Bo'Badam

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I know which 3 I'm NOT keeping:

3. Smarties
2. Maltesers
1. Chicken Bones

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Bottom 5 drinks your bartender wants to make for you this week:

5. 3 Bloody Mary's ordered in succession into a mirror
4. Anything with mint
3. Ramos gin fizz
2. Negroni sbagliato with prosecco
1. Turkey dinner blended with extra gravy and vodka

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Bottom 5 thing that *might* happen in the Mario movie based on the teaser:

5. Bowser throws a penguin off a cliff
4. Toad throws a penguin off a cliff
3. The Koopas throw a penguin off a cliff
2. A penguin throws a different penguin off a cliff
1. Mario tells Luigi he's adopted

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Bottom 5 ways to celebrate #RandomActsofPoetryDay:

5. Start off with a word like limerick
4. Thinking your going to be slick
3. Fall off in the middle
2. Pretend it's a riddle
1. Fail and make it super anticlimactic

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It's nice that the Try Guys have reached their final form... as the Tri Guys