Jonathan

Mayor of the friend zone.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

Hi @nicksummerlot

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

Couple's combo @whoismattsal

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

No skymall? Wtf

[IndyStarSports @IndyStarSports]

Brownsburg cyclist @chloedygert30 wins junior gold medal at worlds. http://t.co/a3HAGsPKPI via @DavidWoods007

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

The season of pumpkin spice.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

I want Thai food

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

Taco Bell churching it up by throwing in a moist towelette and a mint.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

I hate lanyards.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

I think my nipples are chafed.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

Thanks to whom ever decided to heat up fish for lunch.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

@whoismattsal magical

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

I just signed up for a 5K. Who am I

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

Pitch Perfect 2? Yes.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

I wish Taco Bell would love me back.

[Wet Hot American @WetHot]

It's here! Time for the first day of camp! All episodes now streaming, campers! #WHAS http://t.co/4NLeLMhi9R
https://t.co/0vr5FZGNX6

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

I never know what Newton (my cat) is doing.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

So this guy just had a Coldplay ring tone.

[Jonathan @indyjonn]

Ladies is pimps too.