kerbie

lame ass niggas just sightseeing- asap mob

[billz 🇾🇪 @Utd_Billzz]

scrolling through twitter right now as a football fan

#ManchesterIsRed

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[©️🗣 @Josh_mufc2]

If they do officially take away City's titles and hand them to 2nd place, I say we become shameless af and bring all our old players back to lift the title at OT. I NEED Pogba, Lingard, Martial, DDG trophy pics

[Kevin Shipp @Kevin_Shipp]

This is insanity, or worse, treason. I served in the CIA Counter Espionage Group. Israel was our number two espionage threat, stealing secrets from us at every turn. I caught one of these attempted penetrations.
If the Senate passes this, every one of them who voted for it should be tried for treason - By the people.
Clean out the House and Senate and fumigate the Capitol building.

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

Woke up 2-0 for the 4th time in the Kyle Shanahan era

[Brock Purdy Propagandist @LegacyMettner]

Another Purdy Masterclass drive

[wizz ⚠️ (2-1) @mvpwizz]

experiencing that first twitter scroll after your team loses already

[tae 𖤓⋆˚ @hnosrs]

pinkpantheress genuinely having one of the best MJ samples🙂‍↕️ they’re evil for not clearing this

[kerbie @ineedahellcat]

That view when you flying into LA is something serious

[kerbie @ineedahellcat]

I will never get over how much Delaware stinks of shit

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

Recognizing how much of a privilege it is to have been educated before the literacy crisis

[mez @sugeknightmez]

isaiah rashad tiny desk

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Manchester United are set to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton as new midfielder!

Official bid over €70m plus €6m add-ons sent to Brighton, as per @David_Ornstein.

No club to club agreement yet but #MUFC to send new bid.

Baleba, pushing since August 2025 to join United.

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

someone on threads said black people always enter the mall through macy’s 😭

[mario @sageemarioo]

you genuinely can’t make maryland drivers up

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

one pec fly machine in the whole gym and you got someone’s fuckin unc doing 17 sets of the most useless shit for an hour straight

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[kerbie @ineedahellcat]

Lightskin girls dont be fw lightskin dudes and I understand but we could combine our powers like team rocket

[🇩🇲🇯🇲 @16lee_]

prem football coming back and the streets (me) are saying manchester united are winning the league

[ابو سارادا 🇸🇩🇹🇩🇳🇪🇱🇾 @SomaliSasuke]

sixth failed hatewatch