BASED SPUTUM GOD

RRT/ECMO specialist, PICU/NICU. Not your tech. All content mine unless noted. Love my patients, hate the drama. #respiratory #respiratorytherapy #medtwitter

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when your hospital is trialing the nihon Koden and the Bella vista

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Assert dominance and remind those pain in the ass floor nurses who keep calling you for PRNs that you don’t work for them

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hot tip: when you get called for a bullshit PRN treatment ask your work buddy to call you in 3 min so you can ask the nurse to take off the neb

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apparently referring to your patient in respiratory failure as “submissive and tubeable” during report is a no-go

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Metaneb is just IPV for cowards

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when you see someone straddle the patient to do compressions

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Hey @aarc_tweets @AARC_President got anything to say about @MayoClinicHS eliminating night time RT coverage across three hospitals?

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Just got called for a PRN duoneb for altered mental status

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I think I prefer my adult patients with tubes and no opinions

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Does AAPI Week happening right after Nurses Week mean I get breakroom pancit for two weeks straight

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when you get called to do a stat IS for a patient who just developed a fever

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Is @aarc_tweets out of money? I left them in 2020 after they threw the whole profession under the bus. Keep in mind you can’t actually leave them specific feedback. But it’s really just an org run by people so far from the bedside it’s ridiculous.

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when you’re using a servo-u for straight volume control

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RT when pulmonology orders “aggressive chest clearance” for the intubated flail chest

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how it feels to be working with adults again

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when local contracts are paying 1600 a week

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POV: that cute nurse on 17 just saw your tinder profile and swiped left

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If your kid is unvaxed and gets admitted to picu for something easily avoidable rest assured we preface every shift report with the word “unvaccinated”