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[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Rama @Ramajabeer]

🙏🏻❤️

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

why is flow famous its literally vomit in a coffee cup

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

do cigarette smokers know that shit stinks? Like badly.

[َ @gffyoq]

missyouholic.

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

starting hj in one week im not readyyyyy

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

my husband makes everything so much funnierrrrrr

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

i want to be risham khan when i grow up

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

i need khaosay so bad i will goo insaneeeeeee

[z🐉 @robpatt___]

the worst thing about a man on here voicing his opinions on marriage is the fact that 10 other idiots like him feel brave enough to tweet nonsense and then your entire tl is just a bunch of broke mommy lovers

[JP @jpwillbegreat]

"All but one of the following are not true except"

[Dr. Barn @RealDoctorBarn]

Welcome to the month of April… the only ‘pril’ that isn’t an ACE inhibitor.

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

dads are gods best creation

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

current obsession is learning how to make a sourdough loaf

[. @ineeedsleeppp]

wtf was that

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

my boyfriend lets me be evil and i think that’s beautiful

[a daisy @sedlilnoodle]

married him. it’s been spring ever since

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

First bro: I burn for you
Second bro: You’re the bane of my existence and the object of my desires
Third bro: How lucky I am to stand by your side and soak up even a little bit of your light

This MF:

[svrp @shereeserenee]

I love using corporate terms in my daily life, regards bitch

[𝖿𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗁. @guzaaaarish]

generations will pass, time will change untill we’re all left humming “bicharne wale mein sab kuch tha, bewafai na thi…” HUMSAFAR YOU BEAUTY