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please unf me if you haven't seen gomens 2 - i am no longer a bot but i will be manually typing up some quotes :)

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when aziraphale does come back, i think we need a little us time.

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that sounds, um...
lonely? yeah.
but you said it wasn't.
i'm a demon. i lied.

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you can’t judge the almighty, crawley. god’s plans are . . .
are you going to say ‘ineffable’?
possibly.

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i’ll give you a lift. anywhere you want to go.
you go too fast for me, crowley.

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you haven't actually been selling any of the books, have you?
not a one.
oh, good.

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you've gone. somebody killed my best friend! bastards! all of you!

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i didn’t really fall. i just, you know, sauntered vaguely downwards. i need a favour.
we already have the agreement, crowley. stay out of each other’s way. lend a hand when needed . . .
this is something else. for if it all goes pear-shaped.
i like pears.

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can i have the car keys?
don't you want to hear my plan? or, you know, go by train.
car keys, please.

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you speak every language in the world, we both do.
yes.
so what's with the french?
oh, i learned that, pfft... the hard way. i went to monsieur rossignol's night classes in 1760.

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i won’t be forgiven. not ever. that’s part of a demon’s job description. unforgivable. that’s what i am.

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they want me to influence a boy called nero. i thought i’d get him interested in music. improve him.
couldn’t hurt. so, what else are you up to while you’re in rome?

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well, maybe there is something to be said for shades of grey.
well, shades of... dark grey.
shades of a very light grey, i'd rather fancy.

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perhaps the recent exertions had had some fallout in the nature of reality because, while they were eating, for the first time ever, a nightingale actually did sing in berkeley square. nobody heard it over the noise of the traffic, but it was there, right enough.

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i’ve never eaten an oyster.
oh. oh, well, let me tempt you to . . . oh no. no, that’s… that’s your job, isn’t it?

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anything you need to take with you?
no. nothing i can think of.

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you know... that was a very nice thing you did for me.
shut up.
there must be something i can do for you in return.

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i do need a body. pity i can’t inhabit yours. angel, demon . . . we’d probably explode.

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why?
this is first-century palestine. travel opportunities are limited. that’s got to hurt. what was it he said that got everyone so upset again?
be kind to each other.
yeah. that’ll do it.

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just trying to make conversation.
well, don’t.

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we’ve only got eleven years. then it’s all over. we have to work together
no.
it’s the end of the world we’re talking about. not some little temptation i’ve asked you to cover for me while you’re in edinburgh for the festival. you can’t say no.
no.