ventosas

embarassing myself one tweet at a time

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

accurate representation of me in life

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

I'm trying to prove a point, do you know the molecular formula of hydrochloridic acid?

[Nick J @dormeceu]

Não entendo porque quando mordemos a língua acidentalmente dói muito e quando mordemos de propósito n dói
mas o que eu realmente n entendo é pq vc tá mordendo agora

[m @odesamor]

sex is great but have you ever said yes to a last minute made up plan and it ended up being one of the greatest memories of your life

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

@Alve5Alves se for a tua mãe com um aspirador, we've all been there

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

@sara_pestana13 sameeeee

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man, only online tutorials on how to fix stuff

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

coffee in Croatia is just disgusting

[Popita Fresh @iscythea]

we don’t talk enough about how one shitty teacher can ruin your entire passion for a subject

how many ppl do you know that hate math bc their teachers sucked, or ppl who liked art or writing or music who never pursued it bc of terrible teachers

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

me with history

[Popita Fresh @iscythea]

we don’t talk enough about how one shitty teacher can ruin your entire passion for a subject

how many ppl do you know that hate math bc their teachers sucked, or ppl who liked art or writing or music who never pursued it bc of terrible teachers

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

my gut feeling: don't do it
me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll do it

[kya @softsadsatan]

not to be dramatic but red looks good on ANY person..... u wearing a red shirt? love it. how about red shoes? u look COOL AS FUCK. red bikini? fuck i wanna KISS u. idk why but the color is so pretty i’ll automatically fall in love with YOU

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

@sara_pestana13 ahahahah ok só tu

[ventosas @ines_nrx]

@sara_pestana13 tu sempre que vais à dona bea