InevitableBuck

Inver Hills Community College 6th Year 🎓| Rotary Club Alum ☸️ | Krav Maga Yellow Belt 🎗️| Stock Guy at Northwestern Mutual 📉 | Romney 2028 🇺🇸

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

A man void of purpose makes the void his purpose

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Doomscrolling robinhood

[Daniel Reginato @DanReginato]

If I’m doordashing Benihana, I better get a zoom call of them making it.

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Seed oils dont count on the weekend

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Dont wanna hear your opinion if you dont wake up before 9am. You weren’t planning on contributing to anything today anyway.

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

The local Girl Scout is 20 years old #recessionindicator

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

As written

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Fuck a board of directors I need a mountaintop of oracles

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Enjoying 12 beers before boarding my flight #aisleseat

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Starting to think the redbull in my 15 vodka redbulls is contributing to my hangover

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Starting Thanksgiving prayer with a land acknowledgement

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

In my dream last night it was revealed to me wisdom is short for wise dome

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

#Sunday

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

I have a hangover that can only be cured by riding public transportation?

[Kate 🌙 @FatAssKate]

Mmmm pumpkernickle everything bagel with veggie cream cheese and raspberry yogurt!

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Pumpkernickle. Coining it now.

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Going to be a labubu for halloween and no i don’t want to twin with anyone

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

The argument that the caged monkey makes; that he is in fact the free one, for he may masterbate and shit wherever he pleases, often crosses my mind when walking in Portland.

#Portland #pdx #philosophy

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

How does one get an intern? I have big things planned.

[InevitableBuck @inevitablebuck]

Hi I’ll take a well vodka redbull please, thanks.