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the scholar of the bark 🇱🇻

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Daily punch drunk hungover but still

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Great Britain having 55 Olympians and Latvia having 67 😭😭

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@Helios_Movement send

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Life looks so much better in rose colored glasses

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@beauheinz Not reading all that would would would would

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“We’re gonna get rid of of red 40 and replace it with heroin”

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If my joke doesn’t hit my hands will

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@guccitomagotchi La la la la la la

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Guy whose only iron is for his snowboard

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https://t.co/yYTYmdVdJR

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I like my cheesecake…I have to go to the club now

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@acleansingflame My mom wants a Williams Sonoma wine opener, my dad wants me to stop drinking 👍

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🫥 @butleriano]

he’s not supposed to salute, he’s not in uniform. they teach seven year olds about this in Scouts.

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Where’s a man got to go to get a quality Santa hat these days?

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“This year you listened to 25,435 minutes of deep healing 432 Hz music and your life is still a train wreck”

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

I wonder how many Americans are currently not looking whilst pouring the gravy all over that lovely thanksgiving turkey??!! BOSH❤️🇺🇸🇬🇧

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Mixing vaso uppers and downers (beet juice and zyns)

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@dietcokehitler @R1BWC @elonmusk Only a matter of time then…

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@dietcokehitler @R1BWC @elonmusk Wow now I feel like a bitch for only getting a 3 day. Gotta do better

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@R1BWC @elonmusk I am victim of this. Currently exiled in discord.