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paper cutter

[oatmeal @inf0supercowboy]

Channel Flipping
Collage animation by me

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Imagine you’re watching John Wilson and you hear him softly say “or a really fat stupid guy” and it’s a video of you eating two hot dogs on a bench

[oatmeal @inf0supercowboy]

#Pushing30

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, it's no big deal

[Palantir Neurodivergence Fellow 👊🪂🇵🇸 @FungibleWorker]

O9A (founded by an MI6 asset) and 764 (run by a federal informant) is basically a factory for grooming children into becoming school shooters. Think about why these connections would exist.

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[breno @industrielegie]

Navajo weaver Marilou Schultz (1954-) and her woven chips

[Luigi @Luigibg]

Gustavo Torner, Verde, negro y amarillo con circunferencia roja, 1963

[Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) @dropkick_murray]

This shows the differences between MJ and LeBron’s games. MJ was more of a score first gambling addict. LeBron’s much more comfortable creating (gambling addiction) for others

[oatmeal @inf0supercowboy]

@WonzoTV Never forget

[Jeremy Loffredo @loffredojeremy]

While in southern Lebanon, in a town that Israel had recently bombed and where Lebanese military forces were present, I received a message from Verizon saying that I’m now in Israel.

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Dental hygienists while asking you if you did anything fun last weekend:

[oatmeal @inf0supercowboy]

Vesper is appreciated every day

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Black Cat Appreciation Day.

[Marieanne @Meytrullers17]

Stop chat gpt!!

[mario @sageemarioo]

you genuinely can’t make maryland drivers up

[dudermane @612jack]

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

[🝫 ✹ ᴰʳᵉᵃᵐ ᴶᵒᵘʳⁿᵃˡⁱˢᵗ @mike_boreas]

Wu Tang Laundry and Drugs. Neihart, Montana. Est. 1882.