A Deli

Persian comedian. Food Scientist. Amateur cartoonist.⚜️Saints⚜️

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

I’ve always thought that biscuits should be the size of hamburger buns, so I made that happen...I was right. I feel like @chrissyteigen would appreciate this:

Sausage Egg N’ Cheese, on a Jalapeño Cheddar Biscuit.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

SpaceX?! Looks more like Challenger, am I right?!

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

I was today years old when I learned it wasn’t “Turkey,” it’s pronounced “Turk-e-yea”

#worldcup2026

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

He really loves to celebrate TACO Tuesday

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

⚠️ TRUMP: AGREED TO SUSPEND IRAN BOMBING FOR TWO WEEKS

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Iran is "begging to negotiate" like a child begs their parents to take them to the dentist.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

2026 can already fuck off

#RIPCatherineOhara

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Go back to fucking your couch you loser

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is preposterous.

First of all, she's not waving the officers through and has no right to do so even if she were. She is waving another car through, before the officers approach her car.

Second, the officers are not randomly searching her, they are approaching her vehicle because she is violating the law: namely, she is obstructing a lawful enforcement operation. You're not allowed to walk up to or drive up to people who are enforcing the law to make it harder for them to do their jobs.

Third, this defense attorney is drawing a meaningless distinction between an ICE officer and a "real police officer." Again, you're not allowed to interrupt a lawful enforcement operation, which is exactly what this woman was doing.

Fourth, the officer didn't discharge his weapon to prevent her from fleeing. When he discharged his weapon, she had pointed the vehicle at him and pressed the gas. He discharged his weapon in self defense, and other angles of the video show the woman *clearly* hit the officer with her car while accelerating.

The gaslighting is off the charts and I'm having none of it. This guy was doing his job. She tried to stop him from doing his job. When he approached her car, she tried to hit him.

A tragedy? Absolutely. But a tragedy that falls on this woman and all of the radicals who teach people that immigration is the one type of law that rioters are allowed to interfere with.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

What’s funny is Laura Loomer is just MTG 1 year from now.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Marjorie Traitor Greene just said everyone who is calling her a traitor is paid to do so.

Raise your hand if you think MTG @mtgreenee is a traitor & you’re saying it for free. ✋🏻

She also lied and said pranksters sent pizza deliveries to her house…

Show us the receipts Marge.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Imagine the whole world found you (a US president) sucked another US president’s dick…

But wait!

It wasn’t actually a US president…just a horse…

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

If you think these are the same thing, you're too stupid to even debate with.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

💯 SO TRUE! The double standard is real.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

@AlizaLicht I hear it and have no idea what it is

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

My favorite thing about this week is realizing how many American's didn't know that Puerto Rico is part of the US

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Republican President. Republican Congress. Republican Senate...

And they still blame the Dems.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: In a devastating development, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt confirms that if the Democrats shut down the government tomorrow, "food assistance programs for women and children and impoverished communities" will be DEFUNDED.

Ouch. Democrats lost.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Real question: did Arizona borrow their faded uniforms from some poor Hs that happened to have a cardinal mascot too?

#TNF

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Just a couple of loser bozos walking a red carpet they paid to have laid out for them.

So “impressive!”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Historic.

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Hey @ouraring I returned an old ring, through one of your representatives, to exchange it for a new one. I sent my ring in the mail and now there seems to be no record of it being sent. Since there is not customer service number to call (seriously🙄)how do I resolve the problem?

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Oh my god the Mar a Lago scene…

*chefs kiss*
#SouthPark

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

It’s a turd!

It’s a loser!

No, it’s Super Douche!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.

TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY.

SUPERMAN TRUMP. 🇺🇸

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Congrats to President dipshit on the shortest ceasefire in history.

WOW.

What a guy.

A pure negotiator!

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Found a pic from King dipshits birthday party yesterday

[A Deli @Inf_Adel]

Who’s having a tougher go of it right now?

Israelis?
Iranians?

Or the golfers at Oakmont CC?

#USOPEN2025