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[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Kyle Busch was driving down the road when he noticed the woman in the passenger seat next to him was wearing his hat and her reaction is priceless when she realizes

[Luke Potosky @LukePotosky]

IRON CURTAIN: Patrick Bailey’s Defensive Runs Above Average (DEF) of 102.4 is the highest in MLB since 2020, according to @fangraphs…his career began in 2023.

Bailey (102.4) and Austin Hedges (81.3) hold the highest DEF ratings in MLB since 2021.

#GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Last year, Patrick Bailey finished first among all catchers in run value for pitching framing, and Austin Hedges was fourth. This is like having Pete Crow-Armstrong and Cedanne Rafaela platooning in center field. Every day, the best of the best will be behind home plate for Cleveland. For a franchise that relies on pitching so heavily, it makes sense.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Cleveland Guardians are calling up former No. 1 overall pick Travis Bazzana, sources tell ESPN. Bazzana, 23, hit .287/.422/.511 in 24 Triple-A games this season and will take over at second base for a Guardians team that's a half-game back of first in the AL Central.

[Luke Potosky @LukePotosky]

Through 11 career games, Parker Messick has 6 wins, 63 strikeouts & a 2.07 ERA.

The only pitchers in MLB history with better numbers thru their first 11 career G:

• Paul Skenes: 6 W, 89 SO, 1.90 ERA
• Masahiro Tanaka: 8 W, 88 SO, 2.06 ERA
• Cy Blanton: 7 W, 64 SO, 1.21 ERA

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The answer: Parker Messick!

These are also the first 10 starts of Messick’s entire MLB career. He is a dawg

[Luke Potosky @LukePotosky]

THE BIG SABROWSKI 🔥

Erik Sabrowski (70 SO, 8 R, 47 G) is the 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 (or pitcher in general) 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗟𝗕 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 to record 70+ strikeouts and 8-or-fewer runs allowed in their first 47 career games pitched. 📊

#GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding.

This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

[Xavier Women's Soccer @XavierWSOC]

🗣️ | The word on our new head coach!

[Xavier Women's Soccer @XavierWSOC]

We're excited to announce Katy Etelman as the new head coach of Xavier Women's Soccer!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Green Day has changed the lyrics of "American Idiot" to "I'm not a part of the MAGA agenda."

The band is set to open the 2026 Super Bowl.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA Christians are treating the Epstein files like they do the Bible. They just pick and choose which parts they want to believe

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

With veteran reliever David Robertson announcing his retirement, there are no more players in MLB who won a World Series with the Yankees.

Let us all hope and pray that this continues for many years to come.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Children die in school shootings and it’s “not the guns”.

Mass shootings claim lives multiple times a year and it’s “not the guns”.

Kyle Rittenhouse shot 3 people during a protest and it’s “not the guns”

ICE kills Alex Pretti, and suddenly it’s his fault because he “had a gun”

[Mara🍒 @wydmara]

this is why shampoo has instructions

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

So we’ve got enough money to give every citizen in Greenland $100,000 cash, but we don’t have enough money to give hungry children in America free lunch at school?

And we’ve got enough money to pay Denmark $750 billion to buy Greenland, but we don’t have enough money to fund USAID which costs 21x less and saves over 3 million lives each year?