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Coming out on 31/12/2020!!

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

I’ve been saying this for 7 years.

It you do not have kids you’ve never been tired a day in your life. You may think you have been, but I assure you, you were in fact, well rested.

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Open letter to Julián Álvarez:

[GoonerEst🇪🇪 PL Champions @MargusKask]

@HandofArsenal "We need to be ruthless!"

"Why are we being so ruthless?"

[KO @itrymybestinnit]

May Allah bless Saeed with the best in this life and the hereafter Ameen.

So many sad people on this app

[𓂀| Siwa 🍉🔻 @ElnenyfriedRice]

cool but i survived the orny vinicius bomba

[buto 🇵🇸 @blondedcartier]

he's starring in vought American movies😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dej @dej_utb]

heard his uncle crankup is dead chuffed

[. @J0nesToChina]

Grok getting his 30th lobotomy after another incident

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

They’re gonna have 60 year old Hugh Jackman Wolverine look at her forlornly and say “you’re just like her, like my Jean”

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

I have severe anxiety to the extent where it’s hard to leave the house and I’m on PIP and have a motability car and yet I go paintballing and horse riding once a week and frisbee golf on Tuesdays. If you filmed me going about these activities I would look very happy because they’re my release from the reality of my condition.

Are disabled people not allowed to look happy?

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Spiderman kissed MJ and she didn’t recognize him, dapped his homie up once and he instantly knew the OG

[OG LOC🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

He threw himself down the stairs once he heard Spurs were preparing a bid omds 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Tego Sigel @TegoSigel]

Newcastle bewildered by reports that Eddie Howe is set to leave the club. Top sources say it’s nonsense

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Alonso's basically gone in to a set 8 classroom and clocked he needs two teaching assistants

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[َ @rmngifs]

red card in the world cup final

[Stoner @uzacao]

nah this nigga is fucking crazy when the pascal files dropping

[𝓼 @nk91s_]

"my dream is to win the world cup"
*after messi wins world cup*
"who cares about 6-7 game tournament"
*scores against uzbekistan plumbers*
"im back, im back"
*gets kicked out of world cup and retires*
"winning the euros is the same as the world cup"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[TK @TeaKupps]

Didn’t get the dopamine I thought I would from this Portugal exit, maybe I’m washed as a hater