Chris

I love my wife, son & daughter

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@waysxmany It’s either a whale or basking shark. Can potentially get swallowed, but I’m sure they’d spit you back out. Mostly harmless though.

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@iceeivee If you want to go fishing, just say so 😂

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@CalltoActivism Not every democrat is a pedophile supporter, but every pedophile is a democrat supporter. Plus the KKK was founded by southern democrats, who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@clownworld Male and female are the binary, then being non binary as well means what exactly? How can you be both the things and not the things at the same time?

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@JagexAsh when are we getting the Varlamore diary?

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@piyushmittal It’s to incentivize companies to pull out of foreign companies and establish manufacturing in the US again my guy. Most of the world’s steel was made in the US until China was able to make it for pennies on the dollar.

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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, firstly, glad to have you back. Secondly, you should take this opportunity troll the dems by wearing a Hitler stache to meet with Biden for brunch.

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@elonmusk Until they get about 10 years old and you have to replace the batteries. Love the idea Elon, but battery technology isn’t there yet.

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@CartlandDavid It’s called saline, not salt water. Can’t even trust them to get a common medical item correct.

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@elonmusk Buy them out Elon, then we can have an American owned TikTok where our youth isn’t getting constantly slammed with irrelevant nonsense turning their brains to mush. Look at TikTok in China, it’s all educational stuff. Our kids get stupid dances.

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Hey @TornBanner, what's with your stupid fucking admins switching teams around in a public lobby to stack teams in their favor and help their friends? It's been happening a lot over the last three days, and it's starting to really get old.

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@DoorDash_Help 2nd time in three days. Your app just broke on Saturday. Now I’m not getting orders popping up, and y’all are gonna say my messed up acceptance rate is my fault.

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@DoorDash_Help Wondering if we’ll be compensated for us trying ever so diligently to fulfill orders on your platform, but due to your lack of redundancy, we all took a major loss tonight. Seriously, look into redundant servers to mitigate both our losses and yours.

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@DoorDash_Help It’s back up y’all!!!!

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@DoorDash_Help I just hope I get reimbursed for paying cash for a customers order since your system broke.

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@joesjeff the joys of IT

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@SnapCrackleBee um, the train station scheduled that shit early, not the army haha

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@tim_cook #keepthegun #screwantigunners #pro2nd

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@SnapCrackleBee oh, thanks... haha

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@SnapCrackleBee when did this conversation occur?