Karlach

big, red, randy puppy dog. || 🔞

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

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[ً @sharranixs]

who ... the second she finds
the vuglar degenerate that
... left this substance on
her tent.

god, it's making her gag.

she'll make sure they pay.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

'jus a question, aye? You can always say no.

[ً @sharranixs]

bold words.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

Y'know, you could hop in with me?

[ً @sharranixs]

at least now the camp will be less dirty.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

Yer the only royalty I spy in this merry lil' band.

Jus' wanna do right by ya. Cos' I know you'd do the same for me.

[ً @sharranixs]

.... YOUR princess ?
and, yes please sit in the lake.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

C'mon....'s not THAT bad. If it's makin' my princess all upset, I'll go sit in the lake for a while.

[ً @sharranixs]

and, yet you and the githyanki
cleary have never heard of bathing.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

Thas' just the ol' brimstone musk!

[ً @sharranixs]

you are fighting for first place
on who smells the worst.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

You're bein' dramatic.

[ً @sharranixs]

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ugh another day of the camp being
absolutely foul and the . . . odors
alone could choke you to death.

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[Karlach @infernalcxin]

"Don't baby that mangy--"

"Ugh, y'know what? Don' wanna argue, let's be off yeah?"

[𑣲𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. @lunarcataclyst]

,,He's just a boy, come on, Karlach."

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

"He snagged my bag of coins and dug it up somewhere out of camp!"

[𑣲𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. @lunarcataclyst]

,,Did you... eat his food again?" (Genuine misery plastered over her face. Karlach might as well be impossible.)

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

"..."

"Scratch an' me ain't on speakin' terms right now....soooooo."

[𑣲𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. @lunarcataclyst]

Both work with me. Which one do you prefer?

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

@lunarcataclyst "...an axe an' mace date, or a date where we walk scratch around-"

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

the candles're never enough, especially not in this weather.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

shar's most loyal acolyte, and her ever persistent puppy.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝕭ᴀʙʏ ḕa̲g̲l̲e̲ @HUGEBALLlSTICS]

──── 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰𝑻'𝑺 https://t.co/M25ALhvU0A

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

Whooof, can't even bathe without the heat messin' me up.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

@softmekanic ( UP she goes -- and she's even got her claw in her bottoms--.)

yeah, yeah.

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

@softmekanic I'll lift you off your feet if you keep askin' like that...

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

@ofCaduceusLove "I'm all game for science, doc!"

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

@ofCaduceusLove "...you know anything about workin' on tieflings, doc?"

[Karlach @infernalcxin]

@softmekanic Ohhhh nonononono, what do YOU plan on doin' with me?