Mario C.

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

Things I didn't think I would hear on the @RichEisenShow
"Are we drug testing aliens?" 🤣

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

No action for the first 40 seconds? WTF?! #CaneloBerlanga

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

There are a lot of things wrong in California, but c'mon! Texas? Really?
"Texas Schools to Offer DNA Kits to Help Identify Kids in 'Emergencies' Like Mass Shootings" https://t.co/SLE8gavjvq

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

When @Wendys offers a side of chicken sandwich with your lettuce. #wth #youwantlettucewiththat

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Remember when a pigeon tried to play for the @Raiders?

📹:@NFL

[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

Woman attacks taco vendor in South Los Angeles https://t.co/nREPOOP0H2

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

Nightmare fuel.

[snopes.com @snopes]

Future parents beware: When imaging a fetus, doing so with magnetic resonance imaging, or MRI, may induce nightmares. https://t.co/ne1yfVf7ha

[snopes.com @snopes]

Future parents beware: When imaging a fetus, doing so with magnetic resonance imaging, or MRI, may induce nightmares. https://t.co/ne1yfVf7ha

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

For all the mothers' tears, for the cold left behind of a partner who is not there, for the outstretched arms of a child that will never get the hug, for the empty seat at the dinner table and to all those we cant drink with anymore. We remember today and always. #freedomisntfree

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

@disneyplus given recent events, the opening scene of @obiwankenobi should have been cut, with the Padawans having their master shot. Everyone knows about order 66 already. #badtiming

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

If we can run the XL pipeline for oil that goes from north to south, why can we run a pipeline that Carrie's water from east to west? All those floodwaters move them to refill the Colorado and turn to Snow for the Sierra Nevada. #eli5

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

I dont know what's going on with @ElPolloLoco but it's already 5 times that the location in Alhambra runs out of... something. Last time it was chicken, today is salsa. #Whatsgoingon #whatkindofoperationareyourunning

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

Aaand... just like that, @TomBrady pisses of #RaiderNation yet again.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Your secret is safe with us, Tom 😅

(via @TomBrady)

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

@NBAonTNT Chuck's tie stickin it's tongue out like... #fashionfoul #insidethenba

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

@Dodgers @redturn2 looks like ol' Red still got that corner game on.

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

@NFLonFOX Are you kidding me? This is @chargers and @Raiders we are talking about. They gonna kill each other just for 💩's and giggles. And its going to be EPIC!

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

He died, then died a second time?

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Rapper Young Dolph dies after being killed in a shooting near a well-known bakery in Memphis, Tennessee, on Wednesday, his lawyer says. https://t.co/PtVmbXakX4

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

When you walk in to Starbucks and hear a dashboard confessional cover, followed by New Found Glory. #waybackWednesday #wednesdaymemories #myjams

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

Shout out to those first time parents that are having a baby cry and don't know what to do. To those feeling frustrated because they can't soothe a fussy baby and can't tell what's wrong. To those starting to learn and to those still learning their kid. #yougotthis #parenting

[Mario C. @infestedpup]

@dodgers @AM570LASports @SportsNetLA why do you let DV #ballwash someone who allegedly cheated the #Dodgers out of a world series win? What's next? An exclusive interview with Altuve? #fireDave #buzzgate

[David Vassegh @THEREAL_DV]

Former #Dodgers infielder, Alex Cora has won 283 games and a World Series in 3 seasons as manager in Boston. He’s built an impressive resume and reputation as one of the hardest working managers in baseball.