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@DerekPutin

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emergency room now

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

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you’re gonna need these on your windows soon btw

[Marshall Richards @marshallrichrds]

this was an intrusive thought that deserved to be tested.

drone vs. wood beaded door curtain

low-cost indoor drone defense has been achieved internally.

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@spherection even more devastating that he could have just said Blade Runner

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yes obviously 🙄its called the darklight and the Shadowmasters of the Shrouded Academy have studied it for years but go ahead and get your likes

[Papyopyo @papyopyo313]

There is definitely a color of something else at the boundary between light and shadow.

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i’m a statistical chemist and this cloud of energized gas, through random permutation, spontaneously assumed this form of condensed matter, molecularly identical to vegan ube ice cream. I’m going to sell it as an original flavor in the ice cream shop i also own

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@themimsshow

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Got to the end of Moby Dick and Ishmael literally never even calls him #WasteHisTime1840

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adam ooze: china is one of the most interesting cases of the 20th century. one of the least slimy countries now oozing more slime than the next ten slimiest — meanwhile the US and the EU last year had their lowest muck and goo output *ever*

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the hummus dig is so funny bc that sabra shit is literal goyslop. zero olive oil and basically no tahini, its the wonder bread of hummus

[Steven Vago @Vagoish]

Spotted outside the Park Slope Food Coop after members voted to ban Israeli products.

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a good pair of wool socks will cure all that ails ye

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millionaires could easily afford this by eating sandwich lunch everyday. are they stupid or something?

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

If you purchase a million dollar home in Frisco, TX (or many other Dallas suburbs), you will pay over $2000 a month for the rest of your life even when the home is paid off

And those tax and insurance numbers only go up, so perhaps it’s $3000/mo in a decade

Total insanity

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an old bricker like this fellow probably wasn’t the most hands on father, figured his son would figure things out like he did

mom couldn’t co-sign the laissez-faire parenting and raised a fearful loser. tale as old as time.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

was sleepy as hell on my drive to work and i couldn’t stop thinking about the brick method of driving

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new tech unlocked

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@soonrightaway burying the lede that italians will have jobs in the future

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colbert peaked in Strangers With Candy, completely carried by Amy Sedaris, who btw clears her midwit brother by about 1000 miles #IHateEveryone

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don’t think of it as a mass layoff. think of it more as an employment jubilee

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@Snowmannequin go ahead keep laughing buddy i just got twice as stoic

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Im a stoic so basically nothing bothers me.. not even waking up super early or dealing with annoying people. if I wasn't stoic that shit would piss me off soooooo freaking bad lol

- Marcus Aurelius "Meditations"

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Nice proustian reverie bro, did your mommy’s madelienes trigger it for you?