gracie lou freebush

i’m your favorite stoner’s favorite stoner • twitter veteran

[kat⁵⁸⁷¹ comms open @kgxrv]

shift was awful because. and i’m being deadass here. we underestimated the furries. thank you pittsburgh

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

happy Pride

[cucurella fan account @chypiscuentaofi]

Si tienes todavia necesidad de mamar pecho como reflejo de trauma de la infancia te fumas un cigarro como hacemos todos, ya lo dijo freud

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[Natalie Wolchover @nattyover]

Bacteria move around using a molecular machine called the flagellar motor that rotates faster than the flywheel of a race car engine and switches directions in an instant. After 50 yrs, scientists have finally figured out how it works. “My lifelong quest is now fulfilled.” Link⤵️

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “My goal is to instill class consciousness in people and help them identify who is actually causing harm to them and in my assessment it’s the billionaires and the corporations not the vulnerable populations. It’s not a trans person or a Guatemalan migrant that’s raising your rent, it’s your landlord”

[el mundo según @Antonegra_ar]

Lo que me ponia a hacer cuando tocaba estudiar para un final:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

a renovation show where I show up and physically assault people who painted everything white.

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

Woke up and stretched my neck cause I can

[Muthoni Mukono @m_uthoni__]

We don’t give “crazy women” enough credit. Being composed is easy. Do you know the courage it takes to lose your mind, do unhinged things, then collect yourself and keep living? No shame. No regret. Just madness and vibes. Madness is an art!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[jynx @jynxbby]

“you dodged a bullet” close enough! i actually ran after him and begged to be shot at