Infinite Prep

High school and college policy debate. Everything else is prep time.

[Art Kyriazis @AKDebSpJudCoach]

One debate, one speech, one tournament will make all the difference in a young student’s life.

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

I have been continuously sighing since one of my varsity debaters announced they had purchased fanged noumena and wanted to run a Nick Land K.

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

@DebaterProblems the alt is: "nut up and write a framework shell"

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

@TorMentorship @speechanddebate isn't this in tension with the need for ad hoc accomodations precisely for accessibility reasons in some cases?

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

@DebaterProblems blink in Morse code if the PFers are torturing you

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

i love judging novice rounds because i can almost always give the same oral critique where i tell everyone how their flows should be laid out and how they should Stand Up Straight and Make Eye Contact

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

This league bans oral critique for "tournament administration" reasons but sorry education outweighs bitches

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

can't wait until it's my turn to have some shitheel protofascist kid surreptitiously record me explaining the borders K and sic the fucking internet Nazis on me; this stuff is so tiring and just keeps happening in this community like clockwork

[out of context debate quotes @outofcontextdb1]

“This case is so abusive I’m literally calling the police on it”

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

@outofcontextdb1 this is child abuse

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

I can't say it's unjust I won rounds because I'm hot because as mediocre LD debaters never stop reminding me, justice is giving people their due

[Empower Debate @EmpowerDebate]

Survey time for all the speech and debate folx out there: Do you feel like your appearance has unjustly affected the results of a round?

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

jokes on them, after exactly one (1) tournament running a da/CP strat they are ready to return to the sublime joys of "the order will be one off"

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

I can't stand reading about the impeachment shitshow. Why did my students insist on policy arguments this year instead of something nice like "talking about arms sales is uh doing a biopolitics". Why are we doing ptix updates. Plz make it stop.

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

listened to a turkey round with precisely zero evidence from the last 30 days, come on now

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

I can't stand reading about the impeachment shitshow. Why did my students insist on policy arguments this year instead of something nice like "talking about arms sales is uh doing a biopolitics". Why are we doing ptix updates. Plz make it stop.

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

@TorMentorship @KSDebate more education happens in the median novice round than the best varsity round tbh

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

@KSDebate I've got a team that's making the switch from PF to CX at a local tournament this weekend. They've been working really hard and have been a little discouraged at times, but I'm really proud of them regardless of how Saturday goes.

[Olathe West Speech and Debate @OWLDB84N6]

Oh sure, you think Debate is just glitz, glam, and gov’t reform. But it all starts with kids in suits at 6:30am on their day off, prepping madly to debate international arms sales. Not all heros wear capes; some wear white socks with dress shoes (we’re working on it).

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

today in "impact turning the k" https://t.co/UMT0sWnyuk

[Debate_Central @Debate_Central]

H.S. Policy Debate Resources - 2019-2020
...page is designed to provide condensed information and links to assist students... We intend to update it throughout the school year. We would also welcome questions, and suggestions for topics to tackle.
https://t.co/hA0kfamc3V

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

we could have run the nice one off k position we talked about before but noooo we're gonna have topic specific education and cosplay as Henry Kissinger wannabes this year folks

[Infinite Prep @InfinitePrep]

today at debate practice I was wearing boat shoes and a blazer and playing with a Mercedes Benz key fob while explaining the "us heg solves for human rights" angle of the CP the kids are running and my co-coach rightly pointed out I have never looked so like a republican