out of context debate quotes

Out of context quotes from our team’s debate practice and tournaments. Usually uncomfortable and sometimes mildly inappropriate.

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“You are a debater. Go debate some shit.”
#DebateCoachWordsOfWisdom

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Broke: "So, for my first point..."
Woke: "Point the First:"

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“You don’t have an inalienable right to feed people poop!"

-Our eminent and ever-brilliant debate coach

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"Yeah, build the wall - but make it a wall of love, y'know?"
-Debater, brainstorming AFF ideas while completely sober

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Debater: Ain't that "commie possetatus?"

Me: You mean "posse comitatus?"

Debater: (annoyed) Communism Bad, I know

[Debater Problems @DebaterProblems]

Do you do debate or are you normal?

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“Low expectations are the best expectations” -coach

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“NOOOO! My Oil DA’s!! They’re killing my Oil DA’s! 😢” -debater, upon being sent this article by coach

[Financial Times @FinancialTimes]

Oil price crashes 30% as markets open https://t.co/7KKjxBXCSB

[Pammy Boulas @panagiotab16]

So I was going through old assignments and found this gem from when @Lynfree99 and I did the Hamilton Cabinet Battle #1 as an LD debate for our final, and I just feel like it needs to be shared 😅

https://t.co/3GwT9783Mz

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Debater: well I mean it is in a published arti-

The rest of the team: *in unison* anyone can be a published author

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“We kicked ass and T”

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No big school debater who joined after 2014 knows how to critical think. All dey know is read dey frontline, have 12 carded answer, go 7 off, and lie

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No small school debater who joined after 2017 knows how to case debate, all dey know is compete dey interp, extend dey voters, go for T, and lie

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Incel [debater] is my favorite [debater]

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[Captain]: I am the height of critical thinking and application of knowledge

Also [Captain]: how do I close this sliding door!?

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Nothing spurs good theory like rage

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“We kicked ass and T”

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*stands up for the 1NR*

My brain:
Don’t say it
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Me: Orders gonna be Vagueness

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Debater: I think I peaked in debate last year

Coach: Just debate?

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“I call this team Kamchatka because all they’ve got is shitty K”