Mr. Mendoza

My Princess is my everything! East Side all day #NYborn #NJbred

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@NBAonTNT why does @TheJetOnTNT have that Hollywood Hogan beard ?

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Twork 1-0

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They really cut the feed during Rex vs Chess. Chess was cooking his ass too smh #Homecoming2

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Dating a Latina is like taking an edible. It’s cool at first, but then it smacks you out of nowhere.

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@edOfCHRIST @Mean_Jean11 @LTBRpodcast My man called him the black ginger Avenger.

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@edOfCHRIST

[Let’s Talk Battle Rap @LTBRpodcast]

Ladies and Gentlmen, O Solo 😂😂

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How the hell are you a teacher, someone who’s responsible for molding young minds, but you don’t know the difference between lose and loose, or there, their, and they’re?!?

[Mr. Mendoza @influence86]

If you’re sleeping with a woman, and you bust a nut in 3 minutes but she was in doggy style, you technically nutted in 21 minutes if you use the dog years method

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There’s a difference between liking people and knowing how to get along with people.

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Girl, your name must be Google, because you have EVERYTHING I’m searching for.

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Why do people feel the need to take 20 minutes at the atm checking their accounts and wasting everyone’s time? DO THAT SHIT ON THE APP

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The common misconception amongst people is that life’s journey is supposed to be linear.

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Roses are red
The sun gives off heat
If your legs are tired
Use my face as a seat.

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Money doesn’t change people. It just reveals who they were all along.

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@yafranyy So 🔥

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@urltv why can’t I watch any videos on the app? None pop up. This ain’t what I pay for

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The perks of having a Peruvian mother 😍😍😋😋🤤🤤 https://t.co/XnqZugHZJL

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No need for April Fools pranks when your whole life is a joke

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@yafranyy My kind of Sunday

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/n3utzIPVTq