Brannon

The problem with this town is there are too many damn vampires

[Brannon @infosecginger]

the best advice I could give to someone new to dealing with incident response is “stay calm and don’t make rushed decisions.”

It will feel like you need to make a move. Sometimes, just gathering info and waiting is the right move to make.

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@funder Yes

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@CisoHelen If one was determined to try and talk their leadership out of shielding the board, they could try a parallel:

“That’s just like when my doctor told me that he wasn’t allowed to tell me bad news, even if he had it and it would be helpful to me, because his manager said so.”

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@SportsSturm GOP

God’s Opposite Priorities

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec The answer is 12.

18 only makes sense if you ignore the fact that the initial integer (3) no longer follows the descending pattern of n-1 and is now 3 values lower than 6.

Btw, you could do n(x) = y OR n + (n)^2 = y to solve this.

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@gordonkeith

Best sign I’ve seen:

I love you with all my butt. I’d say my heart but my butt is bigger

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The year is 2035. Every state has legalized marijuana.

High schoolers are now selling oregano in plastic baggies and actually packing it with weed due to overabundance of cheap marijuana.

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@summer__heidi You are allowed to exit?

I’ve been editing the same file for 782 days. Time is an illusion. I’ve grown fond of certain letters and disdainful towards others. Some lines are the worst.

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@chipfranklin @Haley577 @CalltoActivism Let’s be frank - the only reason bills like this don’t already exist is that we never thought presidents would be in that kind of mess.

So I guess, thanks Donald, for reminding America that laws on the most powerful are essential.

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Meanwhile, the bad guy from Van Wilder continues to try and pass himself off as a qualified elected official.

[Team Cawthorn @teamcawthorn]

It's Joe Biden's border crisis, we're just all living in it.

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@RepCawthorn Shame on you for blaming this on Democrats when Donald Trump and his xenophobic policies are the reason we are in this mess. But scoring political points is more important than actual solutions, am I right?

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@TinkerSec @bigendiansmalls My kind of guy.

Some other favorites for me include LA Burger and Kincaid’s.

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@TinkerSec @bigendiansmalls Alright Tinker, favorite burger joint in DFW?

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@GregAbbott_TX shame on you for lying to the public about what went wrong with our power grid.

ERCOT failed to do what was needed to winterize all forms of power generation. Wind and solar work just fine in extreme conditions. Ours didn’t because we didn’t want to pay. FOR SHAME

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@tedcruz Was this storm and the subsequent grid failure the fault of politicians in Texas? Asking since you blamed California politicians for their wildfires last year.

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Remote work expansion has made companies more apathetic than ever to the fact that their employees have lives outside of work.

My children needed to stay home, making my normal working hours near impossible to work within. My employers response? Work after hours.

Rage.

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@GlasstetterMark @gtconway3dg @gtconway3d Banning him was never about fixing the Republican agenda. Banning him was a direct result of him using his account to cause civil unrest, culminating with the coup attempt.

If a side effect is that the ban fixes the GOP agenda, so be it.

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec Gotta go with B. Multiple lines of logic get me there. It’s a preventative control rather than detective like a pentest. It’s impact is more immediate. Most internet facing apps have other controls - there are fewer options to help your devs.

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@chipfranklin @JoeBiden About a 46

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@SwiftOnSecurity YES