Matt Hathaway

Matt Hathaway: totally a normal human being. He swears.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@Itsjustjessa Bring me

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@linguinekween Big deal. Those subs are saving themselves for big dom daddy God anyway

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@kyrwilson Me too

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@stephenrmarsh Dude needs to grow up. Nobody has wished me happy birthday in months, you don’t see me crying about it.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@kyrwilson @Kay_Pads You fell for one of the classic blunders.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@Kay_Pads I’ve eaten three whole vegans. Still don’t see the hype.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@jakekirwan41 You can donate it to the bank and maybe one day someone will surprise you and say you’re their dad!

[Luke Strickler @Luke_Strickler]

Every Dad when they see something out the window

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@jakekirwan41 You’ll lose it when you die.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@hannahbby415 Trying to cry about some shit?

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

Anyone know the science behind learning a language by listening while you’re sleeping? Trying to pick up some sign language.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@jakekirwan41 Nobody tell him.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@CollanSheaffer Your game is weak, kid.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@CollanSheaffer You just let some dude walk all over you like that?

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

A racist in Wisconsin threw battery acid in a Latino man’s face after accusing him of being in the country illegally.

The victim, Mahud Villalaz, is a US citizen.

This is Trump’s America.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@jakekirwan41 @lsecary Dude, stop posting my pics online. It’s weird.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

Dad’s not home. Anyone wanna come over and skate on the treadmill?

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

I wasn’t like every other kid who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

[Matt Hathaway @Infreez]

@Kay_Pads I like it!