Collan Sheaffer

[Bradley Atom @BradleyAtom]

Today in a nutshell

[Simmer @simmerpa]

Making a recörd

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

It’s a good day to be at work 😬

[Morrissey Apologist @rivalmob]

Remember when Turnover made the same song 11 times in 2015 and we all lost our minds

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Me: we should go to the gm?
Her: I don’t want to go to the gym
Me: so you WANT to keep taking breaks during sex?

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

“Accidentally slept in and ruined my life” An autobiography by me

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Hot mulligans new album is the only good part of today

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Welp 🙃

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Chipotle ran out of tortillas...

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Sad sad sad

[rico @somethinglovely]

i dunno what im supposed to do with my free time other than self destruct

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Capital One decided to up my credit limit from $300 to $3,300 and this has got to be some kind of clerical error right?

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Hope y’all ready for some drunk tweets about fighting stray cats cause that’s where today is headed

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

I’ve been in Walmart for 2 hours. I live here now.

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

@AnnaleeCantler You’re a dingus

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Annalee pumps gas with the car still running

[Chase @chaselyons]

it’s not that it “doesn’t feel like a Christmas” you just haven’t been happy since you were 12

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Been drinking moonshine and now I’m pretty sure I can see the future

[Simmer @simmerpa]

Found this pic of Collan at the bar

[Collan Sheaffer @CollanSheaffer]

Gonna play Passing Through A Screen Door at Nola tonight and 16 year old me is gonna be proud af