Another wonderful coaching session with @KateRiordanUK Thank you so much ๐Canโt wait to get cracking with the next bit of writing! ๐๏ธ๐ฉธ#TheNovelry@thenovelry
Been cleaning out bath plughole (which is incredibly pleasing in a revolting sort of way.) The contents remind me a little of the Upside Down in Stranger Things.
@Dannythefink Thank you for the wonderful talk last night and so lovely to meet you. Looking forward to getting stuck into Hitler Stalin Mum & Dad!
@SelinaWray Pommes Dauphinois, latkes or chips! With chips, you can always freeze them raw so theyโre ready for whenever you need them ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
Thrilled to announce that I've set up the FUSSY CAT FOOD BANK where people can donate their fussy feline's unused food to cat rehoming charities and animal shelters. Our first charity is @NAWT_updates in #Watford https://t.co/Zk9vFUQiTJ
Young people. You who struggle with yourselves in the mirror. On the page. You who see flaw upon flaw. My goodness. I wish you knew how beautiful you are. Donโt wait โtil youโre old to see it.
@theingridclub Ooo an Ingrid Club, how could I possibly resist? Just a word of warning, if you start searching โIngridโ on Amazon, when you do the โIng...โ, the first thing to come up is โIngrowing Toenailโ ๐ณ
@jaydeadams Hello Jayde, about to email your agent - but just to say here, Thank You for being an absolute star on Sunday! Everyone loved your Ballad Of Kylie Jenner's Old Face #Edinburgh preview at @bushtheatre for the Shepherds Bush Comedy Festival๐ซ๐โจTHANK YOU! ๐
As ambassador of this yearโs Shepherds Bush Comedy Festival (18-23 June), I cordially invite you to my home borough for a feast of laughs. Check out all the shows and ticket info at https://t.co/POv8ihNXHB