Ingrid 🐙

Taiwanese American North Carolinian. Mom shit. Professional cook. Community organizer. I’m told I cuss more than I look like I would.

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

Years ago my brother emailed me and my sister and our cousins a list of nautical rap names that he’d been working on with his coworkers, and my contribution was Childish Branzino and I think it’s still my proudest pun accomplishment?

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

Should I post all my cancellable takes Y/N

[Jamil F. Khan @JamilFarouk]

Boys are not easier to raise, you just neglect them and their social development because you know the world bends over backwards to accommodate, protect and explain the behaviour of the men they will become.

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

🎶 I am 42, I do not want to make more friends, I barely keep up with the ones I have, please stop trying to befriend me 🎶

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

I fully believe in democratizing food and cooking knowledge. And. There are some real amateurs out there posing as experts and fully talking out of their asses and making $$$ doing it.

To all y’all real ones out there: Go get yours.

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@lizzzyacker We love Raya and the Last Dragon

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@meaghano I will endure this hell site to shout about postpartum mental health anytime lol

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

I got the chance recently to write about my personal experience with postpartum anxiety and I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity to share. Side note, I wish @meaghano could just edit my life. Thanks again Meaghan for the opportunity! https://t.co/RlbIuYkDBz

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@emilykmay Literally the only reason we were able to afford to buy a home was because when my dad died in an accident 20 years ago his life insurance paid out and I was able to use that money for a significant down payment 🫠

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@matthewstolarz Meanwhile I would jump at the chance to pay half on week’s we’re out 😅

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

Still thinking mom in a parenting group who was pissed off that her in-home daycare provider asked her to split the cost of her usual weekly payment of $250 (!!) for watching her 3 kids (!!!!!!) because they were heading out of town for the week.

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@matthewstolarz Apparently the sitter didn’t charge the family for their absence last time they left, but since she was asking for half of the cost this time because she was counting on the income the mom was pisssssed 🙄

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

She asked for honest feedback on an angry text she had drafted to her and when she got dozens of responses saying “You should just be grateful and keep your mouth shut” she deleted her post lol

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@RottenInDenmark I’m still so mad that my first generation immigrant mom got suckered into paying $25,000 for one of his “classes” on how to flip houses. It was completely useless and a total scam. This guy sucks so bad.

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

Some bitch called the cops on my neighbor down the street for letting her 8yo walk down to our house to pick up bread. My poor neighbor was so traumatized.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

people complaining about kids no longer going outside or riding bikes is because if you try to be a normal parent, other psycho helicopter parents will call the cops on you

https://t.co/dcWUbGnrhq

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@KristinaZanotti Please stop tagging me. Please. You’re tagging the wrong person.

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@tonyajonemiller I took it off my phone for the last couple weeks and honestly it helped my mental health to not be on it so much

[Ingrid 🐙 @ingridc]

@KristinaZanotti Please stop tagging me. I think you're tagging the wrong person.

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

good friend is late 20s. in shape, has £10,000 a year, lives in a fine house with some of the finest woods in the country. but he’s consistently ghosted, ignored, or told “you’re the last man in the world i could be prevailed upon to marry.” modern women are broken.

[Evie Ebert @ohevie]

When I worked in tech on IWD they had a celebration where the VPs shook all the women's hands on my team and then everyone stood around looking at each other until finally one of the women sighed and started cutting and plating the giant sheet cake they'd gotten us