Ingrid Cross

NY|NC|DC|NOLA Always funnier in my head than out loud, but still pretty hilarious.

[Christian Martinez @CDHMartinez]

@GovPressOffice If you’re explaining, you’re losing!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

8 year old me behind my bedroom door to my parents

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

@clark_packard @BarredinDC @TrustysDC Do you know what happened?

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

RIP Legend 🦜⚜️

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

There are few things more satisfying than honking at pedestrians crossing when it clearly says DON’T WALK.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

WHY did @SouthwestAir wait until 20 minutes before boarding to tell me my flight was delayed?! You’re telling me you really didn’t know until just then 😡

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

How many times in a row can I close Instagram just to open it right back up without a thought?

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

People who eat raw onions or seafood on a plane need to be banned from flying

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Always cool.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE OFFICE’ but it’s the Minions.

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

@highfourhourss @ShaneHall145 @mrchris172 @RapSheet @obj @Giants That’s definitely not true

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The QB carousel

[Ingrid Cross @ingridcross]

Wordle 248 2/6

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[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i just don’t think we are prepared for how beautiful this child is going to be

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: Saints have hired a new head coach

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Something we can all agree upon…