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he/him / occasionally NSFW (minors interact at your own risk) / if Suzie Toot, Dennis Whitaker, and Phil Lester had a baby

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@UnemployedToast @bunnybonnettt Followed immediately

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@cyberpsvcho @ganseyyiii Do you know how many fics exist out there? You can scroll on AO3 for hours on end and see every flavor of fic. Just because a few fics diverge from canon does not minimize the canon material. Representation exists for the mainstream. Niche fics don’t affect it.

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@cyberpsvcho @ganseyyiii Also LMAO every comment under OP outside of my thread is saying the same thing as I am

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@4n0n_d3v @gihunbootyplug @TheHypnosBunny @ganseyyiii But there’s no endgame because it’s not real ?? It’s FANFIC??? It’s an alternate universe. That doesn’t change the actual endgame

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@cyberpsvcho @ganseyyiii Shane would still be marginalized even if he was bi. The vast majority of swapping identities in fic is for shipping purposes. Some people wanna write x reader, self insert, threesomes etc. Someone’s smut fic is not there to discern his struggles with identity.

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@4n0n_d3v @gihunbootyplug @TheHypnosBunny @ganseyyiii I’m crying what does this even mean

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@revengeseekerzz I kept thinking it was Lorde 😭

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@ganseyyiii What is problematic about writing a ship that doesn’t fit canon? Or an identity that doesn’t fit canon? It’s fictional writing about fictional people. They don’t have feelings to be protected because they’re not real. It doesn’t harm anyone in real life.

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@YPZBYDJCMKatyaa Unfortunately the owner fed her fried chicken 😭

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@sampladelica Thought this was gonna be some transvestigating anti-pooner post (the og) and it’s ?? About turning someone into a pear??

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@snaillester I thought it was like a planet / something spacey? Since the podcast has a rocket and space stuff in the theming

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@mostwantedyke Tag me when you’re done if you feel like it (no pressure)

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@lxnby_ Girl the reflection

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@Puckmeat Ohh ! Wowza

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@ilovesmek1tty Didn’t realize this was your post and saw the earrings and thought damn phine being screenshotted on twt ??

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@sirslitsisback Adoption is absolutely a for-profit industry that relies on oppression (primarily poverty). Instead of assisting parents, the system traumatizes kids by literally trafficking them away. And instead of placing them with family, they place them with strangers who want to buy them

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@foolsdnp Omg the mug is foul 💀