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God 1st
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[Commentary Xavier @pakaluxavierog]

You son of a…never mind!

[Clinton @614clinton]

Earlier today I saw a woman who was about to jump off a bridge.

I stopped and said "Ma'am, since you'll be gone in a few minutes how about a quickie before you go?"

"NO! You disgusting old man!" she yelled.

I shrugged and said, "Fine, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."

She didn't jump.

[History Daily @HistoryDailyyy]

"The most hated person among people, is the one who tells the truth."

* Plato

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

If I agree to come over it means I find you sexually attractive as well. So please make the move already i consent.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

KM 🇾🇪

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

Belle wey I escort my guy go deny, the girl papa na billionaire, I don claim the belle sha.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Man catches his girl cheating: “If I do something to both of y’all, I’d be wrong, right?”

[Prof. Antônio Menrod @dommenrod]

“É assustador o quão rápido você se torna um monstro aos olhos de quem já não pode mais usar você”.

Franz Kafka, escritor.

[𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓮🧚🫧ᥫ᭡ @sheisafairyyy]

Just seen a TikTok where they asked married men what the hardest thing about being a husband was a s someone said;

“Even if you don't talk to each other, you have to leave money for food, your enemy must eat “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A legend among legends.

Today marks the 40 years since Sir Alex Ferguson began his glorious association with Manchester United ❤️

[GUNNER @gunnerbdv]

imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth

[Nosa @Betalife09]

My small bro send me 100k one day say he win 400k for sporty, the thing sweet me but I come warn am against gambling. Yesterday he send me 500k again say he win 1.7M.

Now I no know whether make I ask for code or warn am again. 😭😂

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

— Marcus Aurelius

[ms. @ms__faee]

So, na men still dey rough handle these female celebrities for bed?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Unai Emery on Manchester United: “Man United are a fantastic club. They are performing very good last year, qualifying for the Champions League”.

“In the Premier League, they started a little bit inconsistently, but should recover their consistency, hopefully not on Sunday!”.

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

a nigga who’s highly aware ends up in isolation and solitude

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹

He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations on an incredible international career, @Cristiano 🐐🇵🇹

Enjoy your retirement ❤️

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: FC Andorra goalkeeper Jesús Owono is still in SHOCK following the tragic death of Jesús de Miguel.

Since returning to Andorra, he has NOT LEFT HIS HOME.

His mother, family and former teammates are staying close to him to offer support.

He is CONSTANTLY CRYING and STRUGGLING to come to terms with what happened.

Gerard Piqué is PERSONALLY involved in helping him through this difficult time.

— @marca