𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

South Park holy sh*t

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our first signing of the summer has been agreed 🇧🇷✍️

#MUFC

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

I'm back

FUCK OUTTA HERE SPURSSSSS

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

Had a dream that there was a remix of Mac's Red Dot Music with a third verse from Schoolboy Q and it was the greatest thing I'd ever heard

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:

They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”

Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…

Made in Nicaragua.

They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.

Legendary.

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

Hate playing Spanish teams they dive so much

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

@utdreport We'll probably be throwing JJ Gabriel in there too at this point, lad is only 15 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

🎶 OOH HEAVEN IS A PLAYER ON TURF 🎶

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

This ‘tackle’ on Mateta. Jesus Christ 😳

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

Long sleeve Maguire > prime Beckenbauer

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

@utdreport @JamieJackson___ These bike wankers are deffo going to get us relegated

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

@utdreport @TeleFootball I knew it would end badly with this Glazer sympathiser.

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

@utdreport We need a team being good on the pitch session

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

Yoooo who now

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

Watching the Wolfsburg women's highlights and they genuinely play much better football than us 😭

[Clone @clonerobotics]

Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Raphael Varane on #mufc: "It was a club that always made me dream. The stadium, the fans, what it represents." [@TheAthleticFC]

[Catfella 📯 🇺🇦🤝🇩🇪🇨🇦 @SusanneM0905]

This 👇 doesn't grow old!
Sacha Baron Cohen is brilliant.
(The Dictator, 2012)

[𝓛𝓪𝓡𝓾𝓼𝓼𝓸 👑 @initiaxion]

@utdreport We're a broken club