Jess/John - depends on the mood

She/her and they/them. 30+ Toronto-based illustrator, comic artist, and occasional printmaker working in film. My opinions are my own

[Jess/John - depends on the mood @inkandandroids]

New pinned tweet!

I’m Jess - graphic designer, concept artist, and illustrator in Toronto’s TV/film industry. My websites are painfully out of date, so just hit me up if you wanna see more.

Sometimes you can find me at zine fairs and in printmaking studios too :)

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Moment of silence for the friends, partners, and families of Dragon Age fans. I cannot describe the beasts we are about to become after waiting ten years for this game. I’m quite sure I will be tearing off my skin and screeching as I accelerate into the sun.

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YA GIRL ✨OFFICIALLY✨ HAS ADHD.

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I need advertisers to know that if I see an ad for your thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER I will NEVER BUY YOUR PRODUCT. You’ve annoyed me and now I’m just like cool I’ll never buy something of yours OUT OF SPITE.

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These are the least subtle homosexuals ever. Wow. Imagine seeing each other for the first time in YEARS and one wife knows in less than 2 minutes. MY GUYS.

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Watching Brokeback Mountain for the first time and I can’t believe academy award winning director, Ang Lee, used There’s only one tent 👀.

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OH MY GOD AND THERES ONE SINGLE DEAD SHEEP RIGHT AFTER THEY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE HIGH SCHOOL SYMBOLISM.

[Broch @BrochJamm]

Y’all - I found video
https://t.co/MHsSZyXozE

[Broch @BrochJamm]

BEES HAVE FUN

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The difference between found family brother in law and blood brother in law is that one of them getting drunk and doing something silly at a wedding requires you to refrain from killing him and the other is him showing off photos of girl!version of himself to the bride.

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Dandy is the kind of little fucker where if I had slat blinds he WOULD get himself caught in them, upside down. He thinks the loose screen on one of my windows is THE BEST toy.

This is him plotting how to open the flat file to steal the feather wand.

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Guys… did u kno that if you’re not burn the fuck out work is easy?

[*joyous rattling* @hooray4skeleton]

Went to a zine event today and got the sticker of all time at it

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It’s the modern version of watching a beheading. We love seeing slumlords get exposed.

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I need all of you to know I have two cats sleeping on me rn and it’s bliss.

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I would kill to see the email thread between Disney’s legal team and Honda re: the use of the Honda Odyssey in Dead/pool. I want to see that initial cold email SO BAD. The sharing of script excerpts!! THE NEGOTIATION.

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Nothing like both outing yourself as genderfluid/nb AND explaining what a t di/ck is to someone you’ve known professionally for 5 years in one email.

(There were script related reasons)

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UPDATE: INDEE AND DANDY ARE FRIENDS.

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Please view my new son: Dandelion (Dandy)

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@killerbanana510 HE IS.

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Not noted: the cops can literally see this entrance/exit from their station ACROSS THE ROAD. You don’t need to have two cops there all day when you guys can look out the window and see fare evasion.

But also, don’t snitch!

[blogTO @blogTO]

Free entrance to the TTC finally blocked after years of people using it https://t.co/p0QVpwHp6d