Stella

Chartered Accountant, Nigerian, and Free.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

I seen a quote today that said “The male loneliness epidemic is just men refusing to evolve, and women refusing to date unevolved men.”

[Stella @inkaychie]

@IamTommatador Yes

[T. @tobiojenike]

You people counting calories will soon run mad. I'm not even joking.

[Katalia @KatapillarK]

ladies if you have no kids, date a man with no kids.
believe me.

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

a babe saying she doesn’t want to get married shouldn’t be triggering you lmaooo

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

There’s no truth that comes out of a man’s mouth except their name.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

The difference between using data and WiFi on iPhone is so clear fr

[MissG🦋 @MissGijae]

One superpower I hate having is the ability to smell cockroaches before they ever materialize

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[miia @miiagarro]

have you ever met a man and it's so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to stfu

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

i'm a non-practicing romantic

[Z @Zirachukwu]

I’ve been eating wholefoods religiously for the last months now.
High protein, incorporating fibre, tracking my calorie intake, avoiding sugar and ultra processed foods.
I can’t even start to explain how miserable this lifestyle is. Life is too short to continue this rubbish.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

‘You look so beautiful. Your man is trying.’

It’s ALL ME. There is no man. Don’t give my accolades to somebody else o.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

u start liking a man now u pissed at 7am sharp

[Akinwunmi @iam_akinwunmi]

I learnt my bad texting habits from unrequited feelings + talking stages.

My nonchalance was forcefully learnt.
I actually care a lot.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

The funny thing is, this man would be upset that she didn’t reach out earlier meanwhile she was just moving according to the precedent he had already set in the relationship.

Nonchalant people are really something else. They have a way of making the people who love them adjust to abnormality until it starts to feel normal.

[Dr Kelechi Okoro | Ebonyi Babe @healthertainer]

“Side eye” when I see married female doctors refer to themselves as “ Dr Mrs”

Do you hear your male counterparts referring to themselves as “Dr Mr”

Original copy of shock received by me.

[hotsexymamayepa💋 @lotoscuffs_]

Oh you want one so bad 😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“You need to have a baby now, so you won’t be lonely when you get old”

But the last time you saw your own mum was in 2019, she no lonely?

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

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