Erika B.

Kick ass Mum of 3 beautiful kids/Hopeless romantic❤️/Wanderluster/Animal Shelter Volunteer🐶/Marathon runner/Unicorn-Fairy-Mermaid

[Boy George @BoyGeorge]

Sweet jesus! https://t.co/osQq9bN4BG

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

If I had the power I’d get Trump out of the White House & the Kardashians off the tv/ media.. ugh how I wish. They are ALL F-ing idiots 🙄

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

So I jst finished doing jumping jacks, in my pjs, no undies, anyway while doing so my ass cheeks & thighs r clapping together quite loudly, All my dogs are looking @ me”like wtf is that noise” I got embarrassed & stopped.I was like fml I’ll just do the elliptical, it’s quiet 🙄

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

So a customer @ my work just got in my face because I told her “ sorry we don’t have any cauliflower cheese pizza in the back” she steps fwd twds me and says “you know what I don’t think you are sorry” I just said ok & walked away. When I really wanted to tell her to fuck off.

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

WOW not even a thank u! Ha ha. You’ve got such class homie 👍

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

My Gawd! I’d rather be picking up warm steamy dog shit for fun, than be at this place! 🙄

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Sooo someone stole my CC info once again.. F-Ing scumbags. Luckily my bank caught it and canceled my card immediately. So they didn’t purchase shiiiit .

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

@BetteMidler Trump is a complete idiot, I still can’t fully wrap my head around the fact he is currently president of the USA 🙄

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Yesterday a customer comes up to me & says “damn girrrl u lookin sexier & sexier every time I see you, u workin real hard at it” I’m like “no my ass is just getting bigger & bigger but thank u” “he says keep doin wht u doin” 😂 I’m like 🤔 I’ve been eating 🍪

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Soooo much shiiiit I have to do today.. but at least I’m getting a massage!! Woot woot 🙌

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Exactly what I shout when I walk in the front door of my home after work.. ha ha. Love this band.. Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B. (Official) https://t.co/4faWbqCcEn via @YouTube

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

yesterday I’m venting to 2 of my female coworkers about a manager tht I can’t stand working w/, & 1 of thm goes “u better get off ur high horse or ur going to get canned” I’m thinking BITCH I’ve NEVER in my life ridden a high 🐴 & it’s a MF “blessing”I don’t knock ur teeth in 😡

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Soo I decided to wear a bra today out in public. (Which I never do btw) May everyone be thankful you won’t see my nips floppin around all over the place(.)👍

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

It’s not easy trying to fall back in love with someone that broke your heart beyond repair.

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Soooo haven’t had hot water in 3 days, boiled some water to clean dishes and filled my bathroom sink tonight, to take a nice relaxing sponge bath. Ha ha sometimes you need shiiit like your water heater bursting to appreciate how good we actually have it.

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Thankful I have a gym membership for a place to take a hot shower. Since my water heater took a shit the night before last, & my shit ass landlord still hasn’t sent anyone over. 👍

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

@mengbrittany BwahahahHa 😂 I just cant. Every word out of her mouth killed me.

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

@mengbrittany “But it’s such a blessing”😂

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

Soooo I was told the Legend of Zelda on the Nintendo Switch is one of the best of all time. Is this true? If so I have to buy a myself a Switch. Goddammit. 🙄

[Erika B. @inkdmamaof3]

I’ve watched my rear end grow & grow these past few months & not in a good way.So terribly afraid to have an ass like my late gramma. I LOVE you gramma, But NOPE!!