@enews This is exactly what I look like when I get stuck inside my off brand spanx style bodysuit but I assure you that I am most definitely not this calm. The level of panic that sets in when it suctions around your face…holy shit…
@Starbucks started my birthday out right. Went to get my birthday drink & a drink for my kiddo & when we pulled up to the drive through window, the woman working who clearly hates people & her job, refused to honor my free drink. Headed to @DutchBros for better coffee & service.