PurpleMonkey

I'm a beautiful mess & I truly love my life 👌🏻

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

Constant issues with Nationwide & now @O2 doesn’t want to accept my money... looks like I’ll buy from elsewhere instead!

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@AskNationwide Have sent the requested DM

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@AskNationwide looking like a right gimp here. Got a large purchase to make and even though the funds are in the account, the card will not process on the product website.

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

Ordered the youngest child a school Christmas dinner as opposed to packed lunch on that day. You’d think I’d won the lottery going by her reaction. #TheLittleThings

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

This man just gets better and better 😍 https://t.co/qd1ZcUpX9T

[Gerard Butler @GerardButler]

Thankful for a new wee doggie in my life. She was a stray while I was filming up a mountain in Bulgaria. Stole my heart.

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@JodieMarsh Pacific rather than specific.... that cheeses me off immensely!

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@KerryAnneLeaney 🤣

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@Dixie_IV Say you need to go church lol

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@LisaB78706650 @FreckZ88 I’m not cheering or celebrating. And I’m nothing like a man who orders the murders of innocent people & warps the minds of others.

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@FreckZ88 Dan do you think he’s actually changed from his younger days? Very few people have a radical overhaul of thinking, especially when so twisted.

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@FreckZ88 Let’s hope it’s a painful passing

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@Tesco Hi! This is great news, thank you :)

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@Tesco do those of us who have delivery saver not get priority over Christmas delivery slots anymore? It’s a rumour I’m hoping has no factual basis to it!

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

My drivers mate is actually a great laugh.... love how everyone thinks she’s not rude.. pure filth mate! 🤣

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@HarryReid16 This makes me sad, you’re my favourite Ben actor. Brilliant lad - have fun in whatever comes next 👌🏻

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

Just no Monday, I’ve had enough already and haven’t even got out of bed. Please piss off and give me Saturday again

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

Dreams about @TheRock are always welcome here. Waking up @ 5am on a Sunday with a huge smile on my face 👌🏻

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

@AskNationwide You’re joking? Again?! Christ you’re rubbish!

[PurpleMonkey @inkqueen85]

Worst day in years, really need a hug from my Dad today