pedro

business intelligence developer in dallas. hobbyist web & game dev. i write words and code. strings are my favorite datatype. currently employed @ msft.

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@HeinzTweets hi guys. One year old won’t stop eating ketchup by itself. Will literally use fries as a spoon for the ketchup. Is this normal?

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hello world, this is my first xeet.

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@levelsio This happened to me the first time I released a website. Dude didn't even try to mask he was doing it from Yale's library's WiFi. It was a hard lesson to learn. CloudFlare is an easy (quick) way out.

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@sjokz damn, yer accent is so good

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@ATTHelp Yo! Your website tells me I'm not affected by any outages in the area but I can't connect to the Internet and noticed a huge amount of reports on 3rd party websites in Dallas, TX. Is there an outage or not?

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@Daveforthelawl @TiegeHanley mmm papi

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@jertim @weeaboo i suppose it probably depends on the dbms being used to store the data, but a guid will take up a lot of space for one. i can't imagine exceeding a bigint unless you're not designing a relational model. you're not creating an ID for an online db, just a single game

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@meJustinPierce I've been blessed by a DOA 1) motherboard, 2) processor, 3) RAM. Amazon's returns have been frictionless. Every other provider has hurdles (ugh Newegg). I seems they might now be testing returns to validate DOA and impose fees if isn't (since I went through my own experience).

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@FlorianVltmn the ability to spin my character around. always gotta spin that character model after every change applied

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@gracebruxner Based on the first image I thought you printed out a billboard cut out of your online avatar, can you do that instead or is it too late

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fyi my wife just graduated with an MD AND a PhD. i’m so proud 😍

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@triketora i’m dying, hahahaha. get some gatorade dude. so thirsty!

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@PsyButterfree just get litter mates so they sleep together and love each other cuz else they might not get along

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@PsyButterfree get two

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@gracebruxner you sound too australian

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@gracebruxner i got this as an alert and opened twitter fast as fuck to help because my cat is my life and THIS IS WHAT I GET

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@gracebruxner is this a spoiler tho cuz i'm only 15 mins in

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Abby is a thicc girl
What an absolute unit
She c h o n k
Look at the size of this lady
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
Another Internetism !

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@gracebruxner let’s play more like let’s pay or let’s pay to play or idk