Lauren Frederick

💜6.16.16💜

[Little Miami Schools @LM_Schools]

With winter weather predicted this week, take a ride along with LM's Director or Support Operations for a glimpse into the decision-making process for inclement weather closures. We are "snow" grateful for the dedicated staff who help keep our Panthers safe! #LMPride

[Little Miami Schools @LM_Schools]

Little Miami Local Schools will be on a 90-minute delayed start on Thursday, January 28, 2021. Drive safely Panthers! #LMPride #LMBetterTogether

[Rivers Crossing Church @riverscrossing]

If you’re gonna bring a gift before the prophesied Messiah, then you’re gonna have to make it bold—GOLD!

Tonight at 7pm | https://t.co/HkmETtGucq

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Of Mice and Men (1937)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Types of Edgar Allan Poe stories:

- Someone has been buried alive
- Death is coming
- This house sucks
- I'm not crazy I swear
- A beautiful woman is dead (or is she)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

bingley: you told elizabeth her inferior social standing is a disgrace?

darcy: yes

bingley: and this was… before the proposal, or after?

darcy: during

bingley: darcy

[bela @sweeterbela]

Kanye walks in right now and starts debating himself

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

The moderator getting treated like a substitute teacher

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Janie at various points in Their Eyes Were Watching God

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ladies, if he:

- knows everything
- maintains a certain level of distance
- lacks personality

He's not your man, he's a third-person omniscient narrator.

[Lauren Frederick @Inkwriter101]

This is our friendship and I just...I can’t...thank you @samsexton17

[sarah @sablaah]

at the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits

currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes

[judgmental gay @jdgmntlgay]

folklore is red’s sister who went to therapy

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ah yes, the 5 Shakespearean love languages:

- Faking your death
- Dying together
- Dying alone
- Having a minor miscommunication that results in the deaths of many
- Regicide

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

We need to normalize sending me 20,000 francs per month in exchange for not terrorizing the Opera House

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ask for me tomorrow and your e-mail shall find me a grave man

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

How to get a summer body:

- Grab a shovel
- Head to the nearest graveyard
- Acquire body parts
- Assemble the body parts
- Bring your creature to life using science and immediately become consumed with irrevocable despair

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Things you can say to someone who isn't maintaining the recommended 6 ft. of social distance:

- Away, you rogue!
- Leave me with haste.
- Pray you, stand further from me.
- [Drawing his sword.]

[Lauren Frederick @Inkwriter101]

@bethany_luck14 @LauraDern You are the queen of tweets omg I love this