Sam

Just a lady whose goal is to spread some joy (and also pet all the cats ever)

[sharon✨coming to venice🎬 @iamsharonle]

watching The Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended

[mac 🫐 gay master from the gay republic @ardokranch]

how it feels to have an anxiety disorder

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

political compass

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

You mean 'for the first time in US history more babies are born to adult women who made the conscious decision to be mothers, instead of children giving birth to children'

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I’m so fiercely anti nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend lest I look back on it too fondly

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Money saved: 0

People killed: 757,314

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[brittany @brittany_says]

this morning a guy got on the bus and yelled “fat boy HOT…. fat boy SWEATIN”

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin